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I've said it before, I'll say it a hundred more times; The Rock is not a good film! It's just as insufferably bad as his other stuff.
Well you can say it two hundred times more..
To me The Rock is still a good film & too damn good to have his name on it.

& 70 Million wasn't exactly a low budget in the mid-nineties.



Source: http://www.superherohype.com/news/ar...turtles-aliens

This weekend, we reported on Michael Bay's quotes from Nickelodeon's Upfront about his company Platinum Dunes' upcoming live-action adaptation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles .

He said: "When you see this movie, kids are going to believe, one day, that these turtles actually do exist when we are done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely lovable."

Naturally, fans weren't too happy to hear that the turtles were now going to be 'an alien race' and there was a lot of negative feedback.

Michael Bay has now responded to the feedback on his official site with the following:

"Fans need to take a breath, and chill. They have not read the script. Our team is working closely with one of the original creators of Ninja Turtles to help expand and give a more complex back story. Relax, we are including everything that made you become fans in the first place. We are just building a richer world."

Paramount Pictures is planning a December 25, 2013 release date for the film.



Sit Ubu Sit.... Good Dog
"a more complex back story" "building a richer world" what the hell they are changing the entire "back story" what is sad is that one of the original creators of the Ninja Turtles is helping him to this.
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This doesn't sound quite crass enough. Next I hope Michael Bay finds his true calling in Geriatric Gangrene Jujitsu Gerbils or Pre-Teen Dirty-Gene Kung Fu Kangaroos. Or he could just turn to adapting Marvel and DC comics...



What's next? I know: Thundercats Vs He-Man.
The Thundercats are actually a genetic experiment designed in a pact between Skeletor and Mum-Rah to take out He-Man. The Thundercats and He-Man realise what's happened and rather than fighting each other, they team up against Skeletor and Mum-Rah but manage to drag the Autobots into their fight.
In an amazing twist of fate, they come across Robocop who empathises with the Autobots, who are after all robotic creatures like he is and olde Robo joins the fight too.
In this series of unforseen events, Skeletor and Mum-Rah decide to reprogramme a Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 to take out Robocop.
Hence a huge battle between all involved that sees loads of world landmarks getting destroyed and giant boats crashing into Mount Everest.

Michael The Moron Bay.
Sir, a career pitching **** to suits awaits you in Hollywood. You're just a plane ticket and an in away from more money than you can possibly imagine.



Miss Vicky's Loyal and Willing Slave
Death. To. Michael. Bay!!!

Ok that may be a bit OTT (notice the nice use of 'may' ) but man is this guy pissing me off! He's taking one of the most beloved elements of my childhood (and something I still hold dear) and most likely getting ready to take a **** all over it!

I loved the 80s cartoon, loved (and still do) the 3 live action films - the first still being at #20 on my top 100 list, collected most of the original comics, loved the 2003 animated series, loved the TMNT film and I'm currently collecting the new comic series. And I was very excited to hear about plans for a new film and then here comes Michael f'n Bay!!!

What the **** does he even want with the Turtles? His films have more explosions in 5 minutes than have occured in the history of the Turtles. That's probably the only reason for the alien change, so he can have spaceships which blow up.

Oh and just to top it off man does he come across as one arrogant, dismissive prick with those comments to the fans.



Death. To. Michael. Bay!!!

Ok that may be a bit OTT (notice the nice use of 'may' ) but man is this guy pissing me off! He's taking one of the most beloved elements of my childhood (and something I still hold dear) and most likely getting ready to take a **** all over it!

I loved the 80s cartoon, loved (and still do) the 3 live action films - the first still being at #20 on my top 100 list, collected most of the original comics, loved the 2003 animated series, loved the TMNT film and I'm currently collecting the new comic series. And I was very excited to hear about plans for a new film and then here comes Michael f'n Bay!!!

What the **** does he even want with the Turtles? His films have more explosions in 5 minutes than have occured in the history of the Turtles. That's probably the only reason for the alien change, so he can have spaceships which blow up.

Oh and just to top it off man does he come across as one arrogant, dismissive prick with those comments to the fans.
You are aware that A) he can't actually change any of the things you love and B) you don't have to watch the film, right?
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Miss Vicky's Loyal and Willing Slave
You are aware that A) he can't actually change any of the things you love and B) you don't have to watch the film, right?
Yes but then my somewhat serious/mock outrage would not be as entertaining.

And even if I don't watch it, the fact that it will be out there polluting the legacy and name of the Turtles is enough.



... it will be out there polluting the legacy and name of the Turtles...
Jesus

OK, so I know where you're coming from... But the Turtles?!?! Can that be polluted? I'm sure, in 10 years or so, we'll have this all over again... With Pokemon!



Miss Vicky's Loyal and Willing Slave
Jesus

OK, so I know where you're coming from... But the Turtles?!?! Can that be polluted? I'm sure, in 10 years or so, we'll have this all over again... With Pokemon!
Woah woah woah! Now we get on pretty well but you're on dangerous territory here. Damn right it can be polluted! Especially with Bay at the helm. It can be polluted for me and for everyone who still loves the Turtles 25+ years since they were created.

As well as the massive amount of explosions that will surely appear, April O'Neill will probably be played by a sexy 18 year old who can't really act but will look great in the hot pants and tube top outfit April will now be sporting. And one of the Turtles (I'm guessing Michelangelo) will go slightly racist with some jive talk!

And while people will say just don't watch it, what if you found out your mum or sister or whatever had appeared in a pornographic film. You wouldn't have to watch it, but you still wouldn't exactly be overjoyed it existed!



I think the first Ninja Turtles movie was as good as fans are ever gonna get.
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Lets be optimistic about it now, there's no stopping Michael Bay.
If there is ever a zombie outbreak, I am guessing it would start from the theaters screening a Michael Bay film.

Maybe Michael Bay is indeed archangel Michael, serving as a divine entity foretelling our end...

Ohhh Divine Michael Bay, we are not worthy... please tell us the means of our end..
Giant robots?... Green gas balls?... Asteroids??.. also tell us, which turtle will be played by Sheer La Bore.



The only way to stop him is to write a very Michael Bay-ish script where a character named Michael Bay has to go back in time to kill another character named Michael Bay, and then get him to make the movie.

Then, while he's making that movie, somebody stabs him.



That will lead to a causal loop, & might lead to more than one Michael Bay in existence.
Can the world handle more than one Michael Bay?

& stab him you say?... you must be kidding, right?.. where are the explosions..
No buildings crumbling down?...No cars smashing into other cars?..



They stab him, and the wound explodes.
& in the tween time, he goes to alien heaven. Where they tell him that he is the chosen one.
(Reference to Transformers 2)

What good is meta-fiction without the reference..



The only way to stop him is to write a very Michael Bay-ish script where a character named Michael Bay has to go back in time to kill another character named Michael Bay, and then get him to make the movie.

Then, while he's making that movie, somebody stabs him.


I've got it!

Ninja Turtles Vs Michael Bay.

After the abysmal movie he is currently planning destroys the franchise when it's released, somebody in the year 2050 actually makes the turtles using genetic engineering, and sends them back to this year so they can smash his head in with a toilet seat.
What happens though, is they take on the entire Hollywood movie business as well, which happens to be run by the devil, that wears a human looking mask to hide its devil face.
Rather than being 'outed' by these turtle creatures, the devil decides to wage a war against the turtles and an entirely new set of circumstances ensue, causing an alternate reality and a brand new franchise for the turtles.



Sit Ubu Sit.... Good Dog
Rumors for TMNT reboot are starting
Mar 19, 2012

The recent news (here) that Paramount’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot will change the origin wasn’t a happy one to fans. Some think the new origin takes everything away from the characters (even the brand name), but that could allow for never before seen villains (when it comes to a live-action film that is) to be come into play. Sources are now telling First Showing that such villain could be Krang, who comes from another dimension. IF this turns out to be true, then we could probably assume him to be linked to the Turtles’ new origin.
However, it does bring the question of whether or not we’ll see The Shredder in the new film. Shredder is probably the most important character to the franchise other than the four turtles and Splinter.
No Shredder? If there is no Shredder then maybe this movie is what the Mayan Calender was predicting.