I've just banned my 1,000th spammer

*Commissioner Anabell Brumford approaches the stage before assembled media*

Commissioner Brumford: Ladies and gentlemen, I would now like to introduce a most special Admin. Tonight, he is being honoured for his 1000th spammer banned.

Yoda: Thank you. But, in all honesty, the last three I was just mad at for arguing with me. Luckily, they turned out to be spammers.

I'd like to thank v1@gra, c!@lis, and hundreds of terrible fly-by-night movie blog owners for making this possible.

Congrats. I think we should throw a party!

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It has been pretty quiet around here lately.

This forum needs spammers.

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It reminds me of a toilet paper on the trees
- Paula

<----Has banned Yoda thousands of times.

He.is.still.here.

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How many of those bans are JRS?

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"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have."

Suspect's Reviews

At least twice since I've been here, and I think jrs even tried a few aliases too. That I believe were also banned.

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We are both the source of the problem and the solution, yet we do not see ourselves in this light...

Spammers are funny because they remind me on mosquitoes..

I'm glad you feel that way.

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Since I posted this, we've gotten way, way more spam bots than usual. Interesting.

And you're impotent to stop them.

Anybody wanna buy some Viagra?

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#31 on SC's Top 100 Mofos list!!

I never buy Viagra. Only V1@gra.

You've been keeping track? Sweet.

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"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

Kinda sad too.

It'd be sad (or sweet) if I'd been counting. But I have a script for that.