The 2016 Mofies - THE CEREMONY!

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Survivor 5s #2 Bitch
Hello everyone! It's finally here!


Obviously, with this celebrating 2016, the two main things that happened regarded politics, and the Olympics. But since the former was a sh!tstorm for nearly everyone, we'll largely look at the the Olympics instead, and hopefully it'll be as memorable and vibrant as the vile green pool!

But with the pound and dollar not doing well, and me being a student, we couldn't book a luxurious venue like the Chateau Marmont. So we had to settle for the prison used for one of the survivor games earlier in the year!


However, the event is already in jeopardy. Rumours are already circulating regarding the appearance of certain nominees. One of the hosts, CiCi Bluth, took pre-drinks a bit too seriously, and risks running late in getting ready for the red carpet. Around half an hour ago, she left her webcam on, and the effects of too many tequila slammers were... apparent.


This will also mark the return of CiCi's campervan in a special edition, featuring the current President, CosmicRunaway, and how she feels about the current race as well, so lots to stay tuned for!

LIST OF WINNERS!

1. We Miss You Most Of All

1st Godoggo
2nd Sci-Fi Slob
3rd Hit Girl

2. Best New MoFo

1st CosmicRunaway
2nd Topsy
3rd MonnoM

3. Worst Thread Of The Year

1st Donald Trump For President
2nd Hollywood Blockbuster are Masterpieces; Art is Pretentious
3rd Content Doesn't Matter

4. Best Thread Of The Year

1st The MoFo Top 100 Of the Fifties: Countdown
2nd Movie Poster a Day With JayDee
3rd The MoFo Top 100 Documentaries Countdown

5. Best Game Thread Of The Year

1st Survivor 7: MoFo Penitentiary
2nd The 11th Hall of Fame
3rd Animation Hall of Fame





I'll just be right here, waiting for my name to be called.
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Survivor 5s #2 Bitch
CICI'S CAMPERVAN WITH SPECIAL GUEST PRESIDENT COSMIC!

Hello everyone, it's your favourite irrelevant politician, CiCi Stein.


After failing to secure the white house, again, I have to turn to other ways to supplement my income. And what better way than interview the president you didn't know existed unless you played one of the 28675 incarnations of Survivor played this year!

With this being a prestigious role for a MoFo to have, I tried to glam up my campervan, but in the end I had to settle with the campervan from The Hills Have Eyes.



So Cosmic, despite being President, I see you're running again?
I'd never run again personally, I'm not a SON, a self-obsessed narcissist, but there you go. Although, you're actually running for vice president...

*delayed silence*

Bit embarrassing though, isn't it? I mean, I know Canadians haven't had much time in the limelight this year, unless you're that twat who sings, or that Z lister dating that British prince, but it's a bit low?

*Cosmic opens her mouth to speak*

I mean, that's why I ordered a recount that no one really gave a ***** about. I'm all about being fair, which was why I was surprised no one wanted to run with me. But, like my supporters, I just didn't turn up to the polls.

*Cosmic yet again tries to speak*

Well, that's all we have time for! Sadly, I can't be at the awards tonight. They must have lost my invite, like they lost my votes this summer. But have fun y'all, I'll seen you again in 2020 for even more mediocrity!



Just don't grab me by the p*ssy like your idol would do.
Oh, that's what you have? Nevermind then.