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these are fantastic!! CONGRATS!!
I JUST saw this thread - LOVE the pics! The last one is pretty hilarious. Looks like something I would do to a child of mine and the size of the bottle compared to him just makes me laugh. It's like an outrageous 7/Eleven Mega/Super/Colossal Drink that you can buy for just twenty-five cents more!
Ha, everyone says that the bottle is HUGE, but it's just the angle of the picture.
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Any more youngest Mofo photos?



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LOL. One for Mrs TUS




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Ha, everyone says that the bottle is HUGE, but it's just the angle of the picture.
no, no, no, no, its just frickin HUGE



thank you for posting them!!
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Careful. My mother got addicted to baby breath. She had 10. And yes, my parents had a tv.



Shame they couldn't find the remote.

Lovely looking kid, TUS. I'm sure once he grows into that bottle it'll be fine.
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LOL. Good comeback, HK.



Sorry I'm late with the . . .

CONGRATULATIONS!!!



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Dope 80s hairstyle
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Ha, in case anyone missed it. That picture is also my announcement that we are expecting our second child.
I did see the brother part but I just assumed you must have had a second cause its a few years old thread .



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Bloody hell! The Mainstream Mafia doesn't rest! Quick, @Swan and @Velvet, we need to make some babies!
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Bloody hell! The Mainstream Mafia doesn't rest! Quick, @Swan and @Velvet, we need to make some babies!
this is where they come from right?




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this is where they come from right?

Of course, you silly idiot! Why do you even ask?

That's the plan:
1. Swan uses his sexy rump to seduce female starks.
2. When they swoon over Swan, you catch them and put them inside a bag, and bring the bags to my dungeon.
3. Once inside the dungeon I will torture the starks and make them bring me hundreds of children!