Yeah, but he'd have to go away and pretend to do that too me for about 6 months before he felt he could do it justice.
Obviously, there Satan for me, too. And, with a few exceptions, Steve Martin is a good sign of crappiness. Along with:
Chevy Chase, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Jackie Chan, Adam Sandler, Adrien Brody, Sean Bean, Dan Aykryod, Sigourney Weaver and Mel Gibson (since long before all his public problems)
Samuel L Jackson (post 2000), Kate Beckinsale, too, but just because they're usually in crap films/films I wouldn't want to watch. I have no problem with either of them.