n3wt's Pondering Corner

Right I thought this might be a good idea as I have always got question's and thought's about movies and other things in general I thought I would make a thread about it so my fellow MoFoers could help me out and discuss some the questions or ideas that I post. Also anyone can post an idea or question and either Uncle n3wt or some other MoFoers could try and answer.

So here we go with some questions I have that I need answers for,




Mr Beans Holiday this annoyed me why did the whole cast break into song and dance at the end? There was totally no need for it at all imo.

Is there another use for empty batteries apart from the bin/recycle?

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Also has anyone thought that thinking granades would actually be an awesome idea?

There's no need for Mr Bean at all, never mind his song and dance...

I dont mind Mr Bean at all in the series but in the 2nd movie I wasnt impressed tbh. I am a hugh Rowan Atkinson fan and Mr Bean is one of my favorite charactors he has created.

Just how does that "expect the unexpected" thing work?

Some people say something like "See you next Saturday" why do they mean the Saturday after the coming Saturday? Why don't they just say "See you a week Saturday" or "the Saturday after next"?

Who started the custom of saying their telephone number when they pick up the phone, before anything else or even before you've started to speak?

I understand the "Expect the unexpected" thing, basically it means you must Expect the unexpected, so you must be on guard at all times just in case a toilet seat falls from the sky, or a bull escapes a farm 2 miles away and he has a taste for your blood and he runs towards you hunting you down like a red rag and of course you must always be aware of warewolf ducks who love cheese and hate tomatoe soup with chivies. The moral of this short explanation is "Expect the unexpected"

It is very odd when people answer thier phone with with thier own telephone number. When I have heared it in the past I automaticly think of One Foot In The Grave as The Charactor Victor Meldrew always answers his phone like that.

Here is a question I have been pondering, Why do drunk people shout when they are outside? and why do drunk people always automaticly need a pee on our back gate? Has it got a sign please urinate here after you have had at least 5 beers, or is it a sent thing where a drunk fool smells that another drunk has claimed that spot, honustly I really dont know, any ideas? Im thinking of installing a urine sensing eletric shock treatment device to the back gate so it there is a stream of urine it will send a shot of eletricity up the stream and shock the area where it is coming from.

Yes, but then the unexpected becomes the expected and, therefore, you don't have to 'expect' it. In the same way that tomorrow never comes.

I don't know why drunk people pee against your gate. I guess you'd have to do a study and see how many drunk people pass, how many pee and how many of the pee'ers pee against your gate as oppossed to elsewhere. Then you might find an answer.

As for the shouting thing, I think it's down to lowered inhibitions and the fact that, most of them, have recently been somewhere noisey, where they've had to shout to be heard.

Unfortunately, if you rig up a device like that you'd be arrested and, probably, prosecuted, which is a shame.

I think that device could make me a millionaire

Im thinking about "Reese's Pieces" I have recently found these and only in one shop, they are absouluty stunning sweets. I am worrid that Tesco will stop selling them as im sure they are just a promotion to see if they kick off. I have looked online and it seems like they have been out in America for years, as im from the UK im very disapointed that UK shops havent thought about brining these over hear years ago.

If anyone from UK havent tried them yet I strongly suggest it so go to your local Tesco and buy them by the boxfull so they dont stop them. Basically they look like Smarties but have some sort of Peanut Butter filling. Im not a fan of Peanut Buttter but these are lush sweets indeed.

I'd certainly like to buy a great many of them. Unfortunately, like you, I'd be arrested the moment that some death deserving yob was electrocuted by it.

As for Reese's Pieces, I've not had them, but I have had a couple of other Reece products (all peanut butter related) and thought them quite nice. The problem is that it's American chocolate which (and with no offence meant to anyone here) isn't very nice and is certainly of a lesser quality to the stuff we get here. Obviously, if you really like chocolate (as I do) then you try and buy Belgian, Swiss and, to a lesser extent, German chocolate if you want to treat yourself. Or specialist stuff such as Thornton's or Hotel Chocolate, that kind of thing.

One day, I'm going to go to one of these http://www.chocolateshow.com/home.ph...e=4&id_code=12 and one of these http://www.chocolateworldexpo.com/

I may die in one of these places, so I'll say my farewells before I leave.

I would love to go to a chocolate show but I feel like I would end up filling my pockets with far to much sweety goodness and then collapse under the weight I have recently tried a Reece's Pieces Nut Rajous bar and I wasnt fussed as im not a nut fan TBH (But I like Snikers ) My wife and bro-in-law enjoyed the Nut Bar but I couldnt finish it. When the day comes that you go to one of the chocolate places I shall say It as been good speaking to you now

I have always wanted a full size Jason Voorhees cut out for my livingroom but sadly my wife doesnt think it would be a good idea, I cant think why...

Going to talk about Disturbia:


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400 posts! Yay!

It's probably the equivalent to the fire hydrant. Just get an electric fence and have them relieve themselves on that.

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Interesting idea



It is a great film fairplay and congrats on the 400 posts.

Thats where my idea for a electronic device that shoots an electric pulse up the flow of urine came from

Maybe not, but I bet it'd be bloody effective when the kids don't want to go to bed.

I had'nt thought of that one

Who is going to win in the boxing tonight,

Kahn or Barrera? I predict Kahn.

Sir, you were right. Did you watch it?

Oh yes I watched the match and thought the whole night was awesome but stopping the fight because of a clash of heads I thought was abit rough on Barerra but Khan was better in the fight as a whole.

I was shocked at Enzo being knocked out that was a shocker to me.