One of her girlfriends was in New York on vacation and she was staying in this really expensive hotel. One thing you have to know about this girl is that she's got this extreme, irrational fear of black people. She doesn't think any less of them because they're black, so I wouldn't call her a racist - she just has negro-phobia.
But anyway. She was waiting on the elevator and when it arrived it revealed three African-American gentlemen standing inside. Her negro-phobia kicked in but she's actually a sweet girl so she went in anyway, as to not hurt their feelings. But during the ride up it all became too much and she resolved to curl up in the fetal position while muttering "please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me" or something to that effect. They all took it pretty cool and one of the guys laughed and asked her what room she was staying in and she told him. She fled the elevator as soon as it opened, muttering a quick "I'm so sorry" before doing so. She was really embarrassed about the whole thing but she just couldn't help it - it's a phobia, it's irrational.
So the next day she goes down to reception to pay for her stay. The guy asks her what room she was staying in, she tells him too and he gives her this weird smile.
"But Miss, everything's already paid. And I have this note for you here."
On the note it said; Thank you for making my day funny. Sincerely Eddie Murphy.
But anyway. She was waiting on the elevator and when it arrived it revealed three African-American gentlemen standing inside. Her negro-phobia kicked in but she's actually a sweet girl so she went in anyway, as to not hurt their feelings. But during the ride up it all became too much and she resolved to curl up in the fetal position while muttering "please don't hurt me, please don't hurt me" or something to that effect. They all took it pretty cool and one of the guys laughed and asked her what room she was staying in and she told him. She fled the elevator as soon as it opened, muttering a quick "I'm so sorry" before doing so. She was really embarrassed about the whole thing but she just couldn't help it - it's a phobia, it's irrational.
So the next day she goes down to reception to pay for her stay. The guy asks her what room she was staying in, she tells him too and he gives her this weird smile.
"But Miss, everything's already paid. And I have this note for you here."
On the note it said; Thank you for making my day funny. Sincerely Eddie Murphy.
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The Freedom Roads
The Freedom Roads