*Commissioner Anabell Brumford approaches the stage before assembled media*
Commissioner Brumford: Ladies and gentlemen, I would now like to introduce a most special Admin. Tonight, he is being honoured for his 1000th spammer banned.I'd like to thank v1@gra, c!@lis, and hundreds of terrible fly-by-night movie blog owners for making this possible.
Yoda: Thank you. But, in all honesty, the last three I was just mad at for arguing with me. Luckily, they turned out to be spammers.