Originally Posted by Citizen Rules
Question: What could be her motive in killing her sister? Then it becomes a valid test of response. As written it's flawed.
Well, let's see. If we know she's killed her sister, then it stands to reason that she's the probable cause of her mother's death as well.
Why would she kill her mother? Leverage.
The answer is obvious: she's a politician.
Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity
Everybody take this test:
Okeedoke.
1. You are walking in a beautiful woodland area, as the sun shines through the trees and a gentle breeze flows over your whole body. It’s a beautiful day. You are walking with someone:
Who are you walking with?
I don't know anybody who'd be comfortable walking around with me naked.
2. As you walk through the woods, up ahead you see an animal in front of you:
What kind of animal is it?
A vicious badger.
3. What happens with you and the animal, and what interaction takes place between you and the animal?
He's surprisingly chill and tells me I'm in Narnia. I tell him to **** off.
4. As you walk deeper into the woods, you come to a clearing, and in the middle of the clearing is a your perfect house.
Describe it’s size.
Sufficiently large to compensate for a penis I may or may not have.
5. As you walk closer to the house and see more of it, is it surrounded by a fence?
Now that I think about it, I should fire those contractors, they set up barb-wire, but they didn't even manage to enclose the entire house. What's the point!?
6. You tentatively walk to the front door of this house and enter as the door is is slightly ajar. As you walk in you walk through to the dining area and see a table.
Describe what you see on and around the table.
First off, I thought this was my dream house? My front door wouldn't be operable, it'd be a poison arrow trap. The real entrance would be a secret chute beneath the fourth stone on my walkway.
Anyway, what's on the table? A mysterious capped bottle that says, "Eat Me". The misuse of words irritates me.
7. As you finish looking around you exit the house via the back door into the garden area, which has a large area of grass. In the centre of garden, in the grass, you see a cup.
What material is the cup made of (ceramic, glass, porcelain etc)?
WHO'S LITTERING ON MY PROPERTY!?
The cup is made of sponge. You have to squeeze it into your mouth to drink anything out of it.
8. What do you do with the cup?
I laugh at it's hilarious jokes before becoming upset with it when it tries to sneak something racist by me.
9. As you walk to the bottom of the garden you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water.
What type of body of water is it (river, lake, pond etc)?
It's wine cooler. You think it's juice until you realize at the last second that it's not.
Oh, wait. What body type? Uhhh... androgynous.
10. As you think about how to get back home you have to cross the water.
How do you plan on doing this?
I don't. I become upset and indignant because I don't know how I suddenly managed to strand myself on the opposite side of an androgynous wine cooler lake that's flooded my back patio.
WHAT'S A LAKE DOING IN OUTER SPACE ANYWAY!?
Originally Posted by AboveTheClouds
I wouldn't call her psychopathic so much as desperate and sloppy.
But emphasize the 'sloppy'.
Originally Posted by Captain Steel
I'm just answering with the first thing that comes into my head...
1. Jesus
2. Fox
3. Bestiality
4. Small shack
5. No way!
6. 4 chairs
7. Wood (goblet)
8. Pee in it
9. Bigger than a pond, smaller than a lake
10. Walk across it while holding Jesus' hand!
I've concluded that you are Bill Maher.
Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity
Answers to the Test:
1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
I have nobody important in my life.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
Small enough to fit into an overhead storage bin.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems (passive, aggressive).
Vehement denial of the truth describes me well.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.
Are you sure?
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence is more indicative of a closed personality. You’d prefer people to not drop by unannounced.
I HATE people dropping by unannounced.
I guess I'm dangerous with some strangely-placed openings.
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers then you are generally unhappy.
What if it's a fictional mislabeled drug with unknown consequences? Is that food?
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person from number 1. For example, styrofoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable and you don’t really value the person long term. Glass, and ceramic are a little more precious and means you have a strong but fragile relationship; metal, wood, and plastic indicate a strong, long lasting relationship.
It's flimsy? It'll rebound if left in the sun?
8. What you do with the cup is representative of your attitude toward the person in number 1.
I'm apathetic towards them due to ethical differences.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
( O_O) Oh my god, I'm asexual. Wait... what? I'm confused now.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
YOU ARE A VIRGIN
Originally Posted by gbgoodies
Or maybe I just like an uncluttered table.
I'm so so sorry, GBG, but... your a psychopath.
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