A "Crap" Movie You Liked?

My personal favorite crap movie (putting schlocky B horror movies aside) has to be...



Commando(1985)

This time Arnie's playing a retired Colonel John Matrix, who was previously the head of a Special Commando Strike Team. Some of his old enemies come back for a little bit of revenge and kidnap John's daughter. So instead of doing what he's told to, he goes right after the scumsuckers that took her. Violence, extremely obvious mistakes, hilariously cheesy dialogue, and completely illogical mayhem ensues. This is one funny movie that's great to sit around and watch with a couple of freinds. This movie also contains one of the greatest lines to ever be uttered on screen by an actor: "I eat Green Berets for breakfast...and right now I'm very hungry!"

Enjoy.

I'm with you on that, Kabukiman. I also enjoyed Commando.

That is just one of my favorite movies ever exspecally sence it somewhat makes fun of Dawn of the Dead

just one of the guys

I'd have to say The Medallion. I just plain like Jackie Chan.

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going out on a limb, i really liked "Drive Me Crazy" with that girl from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

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I could have listed hundreds of crap monster movies, crap martial arts movies, and just crap movies.

But the topic said a crap movie, so I'll go with Road House(1989).



I want a psychologist to explain the need for me to watch this piece of crap everytime it comes on TBS or USA Network.

Okay a few things I understand without any help.

Being a straight male there is some nice eye candy for me; a tanned Kelly Lynch and an extremely hot Julie Michaels as a bimbo.

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I loved the bar room brawls.

Now what I don't get is how can I sit through all this horrible acting?

Patrick Swayze sucks to begin with, Sam Elliott has made a career out of playing Sam Elliott, and Kelly Lynch doesn't have much to work with.

Ben Gazzara is the most unconvincing bad guy in a movie.

The best acting performance is put in by professional wrestler Terry Funk.

Now I'm going to wash the filth off my hands, I'm so ashamed.

Hey, you finally explained the "need to watch it." I suffer it too.

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Me liked it.

One that comes to mind is the Devil's Rain

A horror film from the 70's, would'nt normally be a big deal except for a few things...
It has William Shatner, Ernest Borgnine, and from what I know, the first movie John Travolta was ever in, I could'nt stop laughing when I saw Shatner running

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Yeah, it's one of those movies where you either really hate it or think it was alright. I actually didn't mind it. There were some humorous lines that gave me a chuckle or two also.

Final Destination (1+2)
Eurotrip
Charlie's Angels (1+2)
Scooby Doo
Cruel Intentions
Space Jam
Dude Where's My Car?
Evolution
Bill And Ted (1+2)
Club Dread
All Arnold Schwartzaneger(SP?) Movies
Kung Pow;Enter The Fist
Freddy Got Fingered
South Park;Bigger, Longer And Uncut
All Jim Carrey Movies (Especialy "Cable Guy", "Liar Liar" and "Dumb And Dumber")
Dumb And Dumberer
Kingpin
Zoolander
And most other dumb ass movies...

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Uncountable...but still Spiderman,Underworld,Harry Potter...Van Helsing...i suppose?

So this disease affects the young also?

Without mercy.

I agree! Ben Stiller at his best

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"Never let a dog pick what you watch."

There must be something wrong with me, there are lots of movies that everybody hates and i like:

< Battlefield Earth
< Jaws: The Revenge
< Rollerball (2002)
< Captain America
< The Cat in the Hat
< Street Fighter
< Bats
< Universal Soldier: The Return
< Freddy Got Fingered
< Death to Smoochy
< The Cable Guy
< Liar, Liar
< Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2
< Anaconda
< Armageddon
< Barb Wire
< Batman and Robin
< Best of the Best
< (All) Friday the 13th's
< Godzilla (1998)
< Halloween III: Season of the Witch
< Highlander 2: The Quickening
< Highlander 3: The Final Dimension
< Highlander 4: Endgame
< Independece Day
< Judge Dredd
< Last Action Hero
< Mars Attacks!
< Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot
< The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 (Great )
< Waterworld
< Wild Wild West
< Bio-Dome
< The Adventures of Pluto Nash
< Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
< Simon Sez
< Boat Trip
< Halloween: Ressurection
< Joe Dirt
< Darkness Falls
< Mr. Deeds
< (U.S) Saving Silverman (U.K) Evil Women
< 3000 Miles to Graceland
< Jason X
< Catwomen
< Ready to Rumble
< Domestic Disturbance
< Black Knight
< Juwanna Mann
< The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
< Garfield
< Alien vs. Predator
< How High
< 13 Ghosts (2002)
< Ghost Ship
< Scary Movie 2
< Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
< Speed 2: Cruise Control

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