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My threads have a reputation to be not popular, I hope this game get some posts before it dies, I don't want to worry about that so I will just blank this.

The game? Read the title.
Ask a ridiculously stupid question, and get a stupid answer.

Example:

A: What's my name?
B: Your name is David The Dinosaur.
B: What is the meaning of life?


And so on.



28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds
Because you touch yourself at night.


Two mothers and two daughters go shopping. They each buy a t-shirt. 4 t-shirts were purchased. How is this possible?
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Because there is two moms and two daughters. What are you dumb?

Water makes up rain because that is how Kubla Khan willed it after he killed Xenu and conquered Planet X.

Man walks into the woods, he gets crushed by a tree. What color shirt is his accountant wearing?



Why are Lesbians named after an island, but male homosexuals have no specific designation (except "gay" or "homosexual" which are terms that also include Lesbians)?



Why are Lesbians named after an island, but male homosexuals have no specific designation (except "gay" or "homosexual" which are terms that also include Lesbians)?
Because lesbians are the classiest of women.

Why did ET go home?



If I kiss my hand while wearing strawberry lip gloss, will the moon crash into the Earth?
People will blow up the moon before that happens.

Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?