Generalize MoFos' film tastes

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Gideon58: All words, no pictures

nostromo87: All pictures, no words
self-roast. burn!

Cobpyth: i love every Woody Allen movie

TheGunslinger45: Who is Quentin Tarantino??



Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
TokeZa: Oh you're a fan of Bergman,Tarkovsky,Fellini and Tarr? Thats cute. (Begins watching obscure film from Indochina nobody has ever heard about)
Except for me, but it's not kinky, so... you already know it... TRASH!

Reading this and imagining Wonka made me laugh.

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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.



All films by Apichatpong Weerasethakul and Hou Hsiao Hsien are masterpieces - bluedeed

All blockbusters/entertaining films are great - mark f

If it doesn't interest me, I won't see it - Miss Vicky



BlueLion: Classic American comedy you say?
Invalid!

Here's just some of the classic American comedies that I love/enjoy, off the top of my head: Dr. Strangelove, Big Lebowski, The Apartment, Planes, Trains..., City Lights, Groundhog Day, Some Like it Hot, list goes on

BlueLion: A black and white film you say? Eraserhead.
Wuuut. I seriously don't get this



Alright, so I came up with an idea of generalizing everybody's tastes in a funny way. I'm gonna do this for some MoFos to show you what I mean:

Cobpyth - every classic movie is a masterpiece
Daniel M - every Lynch film is a masterpiece
Guaporense - every anime with little girls is a masterpiece
mark f - everything by Wilder and Spielberg is a masterpiece, the rest is

Miss Vicky - everything with Joaquin Phoenix is a masterpiece
Mr Minio - everything kinky or contemplative is a masterpiece
Sexy Celebrity - every Asian movie is trash and shouldn't be included on any Top MoFo list
The Rodent - Young Guns is a mastepiece
TokeZa - everything obscure and foreign is a masterpiece
Yoda - Wars is Star a masterpiece

Your turn! You can generalize another MoFos as well as those who's already been on my list. It's up to you.
Good idea! any takers



Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
A typical Miss Vicky review:

It was well-made but I didn't connect to the characters. Also, animals were tortured. ZERO STARS.
Also, the autocorrect in my phone keeps changing "Miss Vicky" to "Miss Bucky" or "Miss Icky".



StuSmallz: ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; , ; .

Rockatansky: goes on tangent for a few paragraphs

Oh, btw, I liked the movie.

Wooley: ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****!

Takoma: posts several movie reviews

*two hours later*

posts several more movie reviews

*two hours later*

posts several more movie reviews

UPDATE: I was just fired since I kept skipping work to watch movies, so I might have to cut back on reviews for a little while.

Mr Minio: Asian/pink films > Everything.

MovieGal: Salo > Everything.

ueno: Themroc > Everything.

crumbsroom: Everything > Baby Driver.

ThatDarnMKS: Everything > crumbsroom's opinion of Baby Driver.
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This is about as good a summation as anything.
It leaves out your ranking of James Wan vs M. Night Shyamalan's understanding of being a human being.