Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

I think directly quoting another person would help reduce the chaos.

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Use ^ for post above , ^^ for 2nd and ^^^ for thrid above and goes one, if ninja'd happen

only on spaceships

Why do clouds make me hungry?

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Because the cloud strife

May I see your pant(ies) ?

They are torn...

Do you like to have sex in the car?

auto.threesome is the best.

Mars or Venus for interplanetary war?

^^my sex life is like british leyland, I fak with it :O
^mars because its got phobos and deimos, iykwim

What do you hope from alexandra gotardo?

Perhaps using her underwear to make soup?

How political is Andrew Dice Clay anyway?

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I hear Kaney West is better

What time is it?

The time is 2 days after you wrote that, MINDBLOWN

What did I just did?

Yes you did that, Urkel.

Are the buttons on my shirt a hot button issue?

it's not an issue if you play it cool

why do men have nipples?

To keep the economy going.


Question.


Why does my wife refuse to shave her pubes?

the bettter to hide Easter eggs.


Why is there no rhyme for orange?

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What I actually said to win MovieGal's heart:
- I might not be a real King of Kinkiness, but I make good pancakes

~Mr Minio

So that there is at least one word in this universe that Eminem can't rhyme.

Why did Jesus have long hair?

Because back then, all the barbers moonlighted as money changers, and we all know how Jesus felt about money changers.

How did the game Tic Tac Toe get its name?

'Cause the guy who created it is a conspiracy theorist who thinks Tic Taks are made out of Human toes and is trying to show his ideas down our throat.

Does Buzz Lightyear like ice cream?

He likes Woody's ice cream.

What is Martin Luther King's real identity?

King Luther Martin, ruler of a small nation east of Canada.

Why is there something rather than nothing?