The MoFo Personal Pictures Thread

ah yes, razor burn..........but a distant memory

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on dance seul, on dance seul.....

firegod, what's the GQ pics?! that is so unfair. it's not like we've got professional headshots!

whatchoo talkin' bout, sades, no stubble?! that sh|t feels good! i mean, if the dude takes care of his skin and stuff so it's a bit rough, not too long, and has some give. then when it rubs against the underside of your neck, the sensitive skin by your collar bone ... - *screech*

Sorry, um ... got distracted there.

Anyway, sades, like yer new avatar!

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life without movies is like cereal without milk. possible, but disgusting. but not nearly as bad as cereal with water. don't lie. I know you've done it.

Thanks doll! Miss ya! Where you at?!

yeah. screech. i tend to get similarly distracted thmilin.

hey - new job, stricter about what we can/can't do on our computers and I don't want to lose the J-O-B in the midst of silicon valley upheaval so, i'm being a very good girl. t hen i get home too tired to get on and post much.

patti, you and me, they need to stick us in a room full of chippendales. or construction workers. one room each. for one month straight, with lots of ... supplies.

MOVING ON....

Here's the much talked about mystery item I got last night. It's alright, it's G rated.

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"I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work." - Mitch Hedberg

*patti coughs up dietcoke through her nose as she erupts into laughter*
and thmilin......you managed to distract me from my distraction.....for a moment.

and these "supplies".......yep. the men will need nourishment to keep up their strength.

*shivers*

Enter Picture of mystery Man *sans bag*


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right here.

What everone has been waiting for...

The Mystery Man, looking more evil than mysterious.

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We've met before, haven't we?

YIKES


That is pretty scary...I must admit. How in the hell...???

Yikes. Put the bag back on. Naw, just kidding. Me needs a better look...I'm sure you're a handsome fellow. I hope that comment is taken in the 100% heterosexual tone it was intended to be taken in.

That pic was taken directly after I learned that my mom "accidentally" poisoned Snoogems, my favorite pet bunny wabbit.

Awwwww....

That can't be true.

The hell if it ain't.

Poor Snoogems... God rest her soul.

*gasp*


Snoogems...

I guess if I actually had a bunny rabbit named Schnoogums, I would probably know how to spell Schnoogums. *shrug*

And imagine that...you probably broke a poor child's heart who might be reading that. Young children do visit the site ya know, whether or not they can read is another story.

Can Ellie read Patti?

Sh*t happens.

It's a cold and cruel world.

And that's the full, rich flavor of stark reality.

You'd be a lot of fun at a birthday party. Or a funeral.