Got this in my e-mail, it made me chuckle
it was too long to put in the joke forum
1 know anything about a car, other than its colour
2 Understand a film plot (can be omitted for this board)
3 Go 24 hours without sending a txt message
4 Build a shed
5 Throw
6 Run
7 Park
8 Break Wind
9 Read a map
10 Rob a bank
11 Resist Ikea
12 Sit still
13 Tell a joke
14 Play pool
15 Pay for dinner
16 Eat a kebab while walking
17 Piss out of a train window
18 Argue without shouting
19 Get told off without crying
20 Understand a fruit machine
21 Walk past a shoe shop
22 Make a decent bacon sandwich (mrs fez can make a very nice bacon sarnie)
23 Not comment on a stranger's clothes
24 Use small amounts of toilet paper
25 Let you sleep off a hangover
26 Drink a pint gracefully
27 Get in a round
28 Throw a punch
29 Do magic
30 Like your friends (mwahaha!)
31 Enjoy a blue movie
32 Eat a phal curry
33 Get to the point
34 Buy plain envelopes
35 Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36 Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37 Go shopping without phoning 20 mates
38 Avoid credit card debt
39 Dive into a pool
40 Assemble furniture
41 Form a rock band
42 Set a video recorder
43 Not try and change you
44 Watch a war film
45 Understand why flirting results in violence
46 Spend a day by themselves
47 Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
48 Choose a video quickly
49 Get to the point quickly
50 Understand the Offside rule (football, as in soccer)
it was too long to put in the joke forum
1 know anything about a car, other than its colour
2 Understand a film plot (can be omitted for this board)
3 Go 24 hours without sending a txt message
4 Build a shed
5 Throw
6 Run
7 Park
8 Break Wind
9 Read a map
10 Rob a bank
11 Resist Ikea
12 Sit still
13 Tell a joke
14 Play pool
15 Pay for dinner
16 Eat a kebab while walking
17 Piss out of a train window
18 Argue without shouting
19 Get told off without crying
20 Understand a fruit machine
21 Walk past a shoe shop
22 Make a decent bacon sandwich (mrs fez can make a very nice bacon sarnie)
23 Not comment on a stranger's clothes
24 Use small amounts of toilet paper
25 Let you sleep off a hangover
26 Drink a pint gracefully
27 Get in a round
28 Throw a punch
29 Do magic
30 Like your friends (mwahaha!)
31 Enjoy a blue movie
32 Eat a phal curry
33 Get to the point
34 Buy plain envelopes
35 Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36 Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37 Go shopping without phoning 20 mates
38 Avoid credit card debt
39 Dive into a pool
40 Assemble furniture
41 Form a rock band
42 Set a video recorder
43 Not try and change you
44 Watch a war film
45 Understand why flirting results in violence
46 Spend a day by themselves
47 Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
48 Choose a video quickly
49 Get to the point quickly
50 Understand the Offside rule (football, as in soccer)
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Another high quality post by Fez Wizardo
Another high quality post by Fez Wizardo