lol, you crezzy kids!
don't worry, when i'm rich I'll:
1) rent the biggest, nicest movie theater complex in the US
-they'll show reels in each theater according to what we want to watch - if there are 20 theaters, 20 different films! a DAY! for DAYS!
-it'll be one to 4 weeks of movie watching
-our own relive it/new movies/indies/etc Film Festival!!! the Mofo Film Festival, huyeah! they'll televise us, just watch.
-each state will be flown in (may be coach, depends on how rich i am) and driven in a limo humvee to meet the rest of us at the grandest hotel nearby
-the hotel shall include: hot tubs, saunas, spas for everyone (most especially the ladies) lots of chocolates on the pillows, balconies, great views (none of that view of a brick wall business), and free mini bars for everyone! no free porn channels tho.
you should be watching movies - not THOSE kind!
-we'll have nutty dinners every day, free continental breakfast buffet ... kids, i will keep you well fed and carefree so all you have to think about is movies!
- i may even give y'all shopping money! $1000 each!
hehe. if there are millions of Mofo members though, that won't happen. perhaps a "date of registration" limitation. or, top 25 posters of movie content, though apparently i'm slacking off there.
hmm, maybe top 100 ...
2) The MoFo Cruise. Hmmmm ... month long trip around the bahamas and caribbean ... hitting the coast of Latin America ... floating around Alaska ... that might not be enough time. there will have to be a huge theater on the ship so we can screen movies - there will be fresh popcorn baby! maybe even celebrities. this will be how they get cozy with us fans and we can all have fun. by then, of course, several of us will BE celebrities.
swimming pool ... all the food you want. again, lotsa stuff to keep us occupied so we can forget our daily lives and just BE movie lovers! oh ... happy happy, joy joy!!
what is this checkers business? i like cards. or scrabble. word games, obviously, nyuck nyuck. uno!!!