Corrupt a Wish

Your wish is granted! However, it's now the ONLY thing anybody can see... how are people going to get around by only seeing everyone's gas trails? Voices may help, but not by much. All anyone can see is gas, whenever someone lets it out. Sad day.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. The world has ceased to exist, there is absolutely nothing. Happy now?

I wish i didn't have to go to work tonight.

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"You, me, everyone...we are all made of star stuff." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

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granted but you have to go to work every night starting tomorrow for the rest of your life

I wish my jeans were not ripped

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"A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theater admission and the babysitter were worth it."
- Alfred Hitchcock

granted, they are on fire instead!!


I wish I could teleport

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Granted, now get out of my bedroom and go teleport elswhere

I wish I could read peoples minds

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

Granted. You read Sexy Celebrity's mind and are never the same again


I wish I could go to the Dark Knight's movie premiere

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I used to be addicted to crystal meth, now I'm just addicted to Breaking Bad.

Granted, but Sexy is there and he is dressed up in a Batman Costume. That is not so bad really, but you look closer and see he forgot to wear pants.

I wish I had a nice car.

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

Granted. But Sexy is in the back waiting....muhahaha

I wish I had a better car then 7thson

Granted ... However it is stolen and burn and you have no insurance.

I wish for an end to famine

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Granted, but you are the meal.


I wish an end to racism.

Granted ... Ageism becomes rampant and all the gen Xers are forced to enter the Big Brother House

I wish that everyone loved me (keep it clean and be gentle please )

Granted. But you've got to be cut into enough pieces to go around.

I wish for the world to end.

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Granted, but you just won a billion dollars, and ten of the sexiest women on the planet, just asked you out . . . and they're willing to share.

I wish all of my work for this year was done with . . . to perfection.

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Granted. But that means you get a headstart on next year's work.

I wish for a new life.

Granted. But you get Emoboy's life

I wish for a wish that could never be corrupted

That's not much of a wish :P

I wish that...em...the world was made out of big macs

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Last Film seen at the cinema-Meet The Spartans
Last DVD watched-Scary Movie 3
Last DVD Bought-Scary Movie 3

Granted. But now there are no more cows in the world and PETA track you down and kill you because I leaked the story that it was your wish that killed all the cows.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair

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Why wish for something you already have? Because of this you have broken the chain of wishes and now the thread has to be closed.

I wish I were more funny.

Granted, but you aren't the "haha" kind of funny, more the "thats weird" kind of funny.

I wish I had Taco Bell right now.

Granted but you can only inhale it through your nose

I wish I could do