The "What if...?" Game

I would never download a song again, well except maybe some of the 70's stuff I do not have yet, oh yeah and some U2 stuff...uh and cannot forget the Team America stuff, and uhh.....awwwwww poor kitties


What if bacon was really part of a diet that helped you lose weight...........oh uh nm....I meant what if There was a man who had had a sex change and he won the Miss America pageant?

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

THen I would eat bacon and try to have sex with the Mr. America.

What if men could stretch their scrotums like silly putty?

I would make a comic print on mine...and then stretch their heads...and then a little squish...then let it go, squiiiiish and then let it go.




What if you were unable to stop hitting yourself?

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I'd stay away from mirrors.

What if Julius Ceaser hadn't been murdered?

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I am moved by fancies that are curled
Around these images, and cling:
The notion of some infinitely gentle
Infinitely suffering thing.
T.S Eliot, "Preludes"

mmmm.....mmmmm...interesting....wait I don't know he'd probably crush a few more nations and the movie Gladiator wouldn't be nearly as cool.

what if Elvis wasn't really dead?

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Concert Tab!! MOFO poetry Been Dreaming Lately?

What if there was a real Superman

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

i'd have to be his worst foe, just for balance.

what if Starbuck's coffee really were the best coffee around?

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We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

I'd be safe, I don't like coffee.

What if everything you said came true?

it does, and i don't like it!

what if Tyson lost his teeth?

He'd have a lovely smile.

What if every second you laugh, one person dies?

oh, well, not so many people would have died last year...

and
what if death moved forever to another planet?

If death moved to another planet, the suicidal maniacs would be screwed.

What if Pig Latin was an official language in some country?

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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.

I feel slightly disturbed now .


"What if Pig Latin was an official language in some country?"

Hentay Iay ouldway ebay onfuseday eh?

What if threesomes could become legally married?

uh, i'd just have twice as much difficulty to find someone to get married to...

what if wind stopped blowing in Chicago?

I'm not going to answer to that because, well, you've already said it once and someone already gave you an answer. Please don't double post... it makes life boring.

Anywho, if wind stopped blowing in Chicago, it'd get better politics.

What if the world threw a riot against you because you used Right Guard instead of Red Spice?

no one??

Ummmmm Errrrrrrr what is Right Guard and Red Spice

What if you went to work naked

i'd still work at the same office probably, but no longer as a translator...


what if they at last (!!!) contructed subways in all American cities?

Hey check this out

go back a page or two and you'll find you're answer, maybe it's just an amazing coincidence

wait nobody answered it originally.....I guess everyone would be shocked by it at first and then point and laugh, at least that's what I'd do....

what if the sky started to turn brown because of pollution in the air?

i would barely notice since i'm spending my life in front of two screens, the computer's and the TV-set's.

what if kangaroos got extinct in Australia?