The "What if...?" Game

lol

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what if Earth were actually a plate??? (as i believe it is)

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We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

You actually believe the world is flat?

I oughta smack some sense into you...

What if all porn was free?

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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.

some people would never leave their rooms

what if aliens really do exist, and aliens as in, Lance Henricksson and Sigourney Weaver, 2 mouths, no eyes aliens that impregnate humans

of course! nobody ever proved me the contrary!

hehe only try!



reproduction would become easier!

what if they put commercial pauses during the movie at the theaters too?

The Good Lord only knows what would happen...

What if Yoda was public enemy number 1?

we'd all be accomplices

what if the MoFo stopped being for free?

Then Yoda would be public enemy number 1.

What if everyone was a bounty hunter?

then i'd have greater difficulties finding a job!

what if Manhattan was not an island?

Would there be a big difference?

What if phones were never invented?

you wouldn't be able to ask us that here and now!

what if champagne hadn't been invented in France?

uhh, someone?

Kinda killed the conversation there huh?

Then British women wouldn't go crazy for French men, who are gits.

What if cats were humans size and humans were cats size for a day? Would people bully their cats the same?

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"No what happens is, Papa Smurf films the gang bang, and then beats off to the tape later!"

Since when do humans bully cats no matter their size

What if no one, ever, answers this thread

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

gits whaaaaaaaatttttttt!!!!!!!!???????????

i knew i was right not to like 'em "lobsters"!! (yeah, we call 'em that British!!)


(and that's right, British girls fall for me, but not only them, hehe... )

... WE won't ever know!!!!!!!!!!

what if the British islands were re-attached to the rest of Europe thru a natural catastrophe?

Just let them cook

What if you could never have sex again.

I'd freak out for a bit and make everyone feel sorry for me. Then I'd get over it......eventually everyone gets over bad news......unless they get depression......I don't know that's a pretty loaded question and kind of a scary possibility.

What if you woke up one morning and discovered you were spiderman? just like Toby Maguire in that movie which I forget the name of

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Concert Tab!! MOFO poetry Been Dreaming Lately?

i'd hurry to give Kirsten Dunst a call so we can go out tonight


what if divorce were only allowed in Las Vegas?

perhaps people would cheat less, and think more about the importance of their marriage

What if a future version of yourself travelled back in time and kick ur present ass for something really stupid ur about to do?

my future self's ass would be all black and blue and purple from all those kicks he gave to the past version of himself...
wow... complicated...

what if we had our ass in front, not in the back?