Angelina Jolie Detached Herself from Brad Pitt's Penis

Thoughts and prayers to the Kardasian family. They face at least a month without any headlines.

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Just caught this headline on Yahoo...

Here’s What Kim Kardashian West’s $770 Makeup Routine Consists Of



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Well I bet Aniston is having a very good week.

So, the humanitarian work Jolie has been doing is useless... As she is skinny and unsexy now she lost her value as a woman so it's her fault and Pitt can find a newer better version of a celebrity to pose around Hollywood... Seems legit.

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Apparently Johnny Depp has been sniffing around her to "consolidate" her over the break up.
Just a couple weeks after he was dumped as well.




So, we'll probably have Angelina Johnny soon. Maybe Jolie Depp? Johngelina?

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Yeah, because obviously the woman who just split up with a man over abuse-related reasons will end up with another man whose abusive tendencies are already a matter of very public record.

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I was wrong, only took them a week to steal back all the press attention, whether by design or stupidity or perhaps both.

WRONG! She cut it off and took it with her...

Delusions caused by malnourishment. I think Angie should eat a huge flippin hamburger with everything on it, before she makes any more claims and accusations. What a twit.

Brad Pitt Investigation Ends, ‘No Proof’ of Child Abuse Found
http://www.etonline.com/news/202334_...d_abuse_found/

I'd like to see her with a little meat on her bones

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obviously something happened as she actually divorced her husband over it.

they pay for press,which is how they got famous in the first place

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Brad Pitt was spotted looking rather lean and drawn this past Saturday as he clambered onto a BMW motorcycle in Los Angeles, says "Celebrity Connected"

The Shawnee-born 53-year-old had zipped himself into a pale grey bomber jacket, emphasizing his slender legs in a pair of fitted jeans.

His apparent weight loss comes months ahead of shooting on Ad Astra, directed by James Gray, whose latest film The Lost City Of Z Brad helped produce.

OMG I thought I had fallen back into the sewer of imdb actor boards.

Oh gee, who thought Brad Pitt, with such fatherly talents and, uuuuh... *reads cue card* ... loving nature... would get divorced from Angelina Jolie?!