Survivor VII: MoFo Penitentiary

"So Mr Nope's the first one gone, eh? I wonder just who this Jigsexy is...."

Interesting that Rhys decides to lower his chances of getting immunity during the challenges.

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Suspect's Reviews

Jigsexy, I like it. Look forward to the challenge tonight

You assume too much.

It's a new day, MoFos.

Let's all switch cellmates again.

NEW CELLMATES LIST

Cell #1:
Daniel M and Rhys

Cell #2:
TheUsualSuspect and TONGO

Cell #3:
MonnoM and CosmicRunaway

Cell #4:
rauldc14 and Wolfsbane

Cell #5:
Topsy and tatmmw2

Cell #6:
CiCi and DalekbusterScreen5 and RedFoot

These cellmates may (or may not) change with each round.

You also may not get immunity with your cellmate if your cellmate wins a competition.

THE NEXT COMPETITION IS AT 5 P.M. EST TODAY.

If you win, your cellmate (or cellmates) has immunity, as well.

After the competition, it's time to vote out someone new.

Thank you, MoFos.

*shrugs*

Eat one of them.

Hmmmm. He didn't eat RedFoot. That one must be his new alt account.

Dale survived?

I guess I should play someone with a multiple personality disorder.

I guess it's in Tongo's hands for me. I'll be on my way home (2 hour drive) from work at 5.

Good luck Tongo.

Day -

Yesterday, I was subjected to the most horrifying experience of my 69 29 year long life. *gulps* I was forced to share a cell... and let me tell you, the place stunk of piss, it looked like it hadn't been refurbished since Columbus came here, it reminded me of my trip to Mississippi. There was no wifi, no television, and worst of all... No mini bar

But, after initial hostilities between us both began to settle down, I began to develop a warm sensation down there. It could have been aggressive thrush from being in such a close proximity to a dog, or it could have been my loins aching to jump her. But regardless, shewolf suddenly pinned me down, and made "50 Shades of Grey" look like a church mass.

I'll spare the sordid details, but let me tell you, I was in need of some vaseline and a wheelchair afterwards. Then I was escorted out of my room... and into another cell with 2 young men. I'm going to have to channel my inner Mrs. Robinson here

You forgot that I'm playing as a Time Lord. Just regenerated into the 9th Doctor.

SPECIAL OFFER:

Ask Yoda to TEMP BAN you from Movie Forums for 48 hours (2 days), and receive immunity in the game until you come back, AND get 1 immunity idol to use anytime afterwards, as well as 2 hypnosis powers.

Yoda must confirm that you temp banned yourself.

This offer is good for only one player (whoever does it first) and the offer expires at 5 P.M. EST today.

I would, but I have a countdown to run .

Juicy.

I think a couple of people are asking Yoda to be temp banned......

Only one can do it! Preferably the person who asked first.

It's a big risk in a game but also there's a huge reward attached. Interested to see who goes through.

I thought nobody would wanna do it. I was waiting to hear, "GIVE US A BIGGER REWARD!"

Why didn't someone wake me in time to watch the first execution?! I was looking forward to the screams and the aroma of burnt flesh.