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was a reason given?

Why give a reason? You guys figured it out: we hate fun. It's definitely not because I've literally been a member of other movie forums where multiple accounts were allowed and this ended up breeding all sorts of ridiculous paranoia and drama. Nope. Just fun hating. That and the chicken entrails.

I knew you were a closet Voodoo practicioner, Yoda.

Yeah!! I need self discipline!

Thanks!

Yoda makes a good point. In general I would agree, but every situation is unique. In the spirit of creativity and humor I think it's a bit different sometimes.

Totally agree, which is why several joke accounts have been allowed to keep existing. It hasn't been a blanket ban; plenty of exceptions are made.

Any recommendations? I've only seen a few of these..








Ray Carney's THE BEST INDEPENDENT FILMS YOU NEVER HEARD OF
(a beginner's guide to English-language films, any one of which is more important than Spike Lee's, Oliver Stone's, Steven Spielberg's, Joel and Ethan Coen's, and Quentin Tarantino's complete work)

Basic training:
Vince Gallo, Buffalo 66
Tom Noonan, What Happened Was, The Wife (Noonan is the greatest living American director)
Ken Loach, Raining Stones
Su Friedrich, Sink or Swim, Rules of the Road
Gillian Armstrong, My Brilliant Career, The Last Days of Chez Nous
Charles Burnett, Killer of Sheep, To Sleep with Anger
Caveh Zahedi, A Little Stiff
Mike Leigh, Abigail's Party, High Hopes, Life is Sweet, The Short and Curlies
Sean Penn, Indian Runner
John Korty, The Crazy Quilt, Funnyman, Riverrun
Shirley Clarke, Portrait of Jason
Les Blair, Bad Behavior
Alison Anders, Gas, Food, Lodging
Elaine May, The Heartbreak Kid, Mikey and Nicky
John Cassavetes, Shadows, Minnie and Moskowitz, A Woman Under the Influence
Jane Spencer, Little Noises
Claudia Weill, Girlfriends
Harry Hook, The Kitchen Toto
Michael Almareyda, Another Girl, Another Planet, The Rocking Horse Winner, Sundance
Milton Moses Ginsberg, Coming Apart
Jim Jarmusch, Stranger than Paradise, Mystery Train

Strictly for the more daring:
Bruce Conner, Marilyn Times Five, Report, A Movie, The Rose
Todd Haynes, Safe, Superstar
Edmund Elias Merhige, Begotten
David Blair, Wax, The Discovery of Television Among the Bees
Mark Rappaport, The Scenic Route, Local Color
Alan Clarke, Rita, Sue and Bob Too, or anything else you can get by him
John Cassavetes, Faces, Husbands, The Killing of a Chinese Bookie, Opening Night, Love Streams
Michael Almereyda, Twister, Another Girl, Another Planet
Jon Jost, Bell Diamond, Last Chants for a Slow Dance
Mike Leigh, Bleak Moments, Meantime, Grown Ups, Kiss of Death, Hard Labor
Robert Kramer, Ice, Milestones, Route One, Starting Point
Barbara Loden, Wanda
Paul Morrissey, Trash, Flesh
Rick Schmidt, Morgan's Cake
Michael Radford, Another Time, Another Place
Richard Lowenstein, Dogs in Space
Thomas Vinterberg, The Celebration
Lars von Trier, Breaking the Waves

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Well, so far the only paranoid people are you and your mods.

Pretty sure that means it's working, then.

I've taught my dog a trick.



Here boy!

Don't be so sure of yourself.

Oh, great. He can get your top off.

That...is completely ridiculous! The nerve of this guy!!

So...uh....what have you heard about me, anyway? And uh...who said it?

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No, he can't do that because this happens.

Yoda, you been sacrificing to Gozer again? Shame on you!

Own it on regular DVD and Criterion... great film!

Watching the mask didn't help me with my writers block
Basically his approach to new superpowers is "petty revenge" which is one way to go about it, he sticks a muffler up his car mechanics ass. They also did the silly "random street gang immediately attacks new superhero so he can display powers" routine.

It's still a great flick but I'd prefer not to rely on either of those.
I did have one idea about my superhero accidentally hurting a photographer because they're new to powers and didn't want their picture taken. But it doesn't seem terribly dramatic or interesting to watch, who cares that the hero is upset they hurt someone.

I also thought maybe find and beat up the 'god hates fags' people because superheros are above the law, but also doesn't seem very exciting. Where is the tension .. perhaps if the scene were just whimsical and fun it would work, but that's not the tone of the rest of the picture.

Why don't you make an alt account as your superhero?