THE MOFO CHILL CLUB

You need to do this. Now!

Now Swan, I need you to go find me a picture for that poem.. to place it on my blog as well..

Just make Simmons your avatar for a bit. Or you can have Dorothy Michaels motivate us.

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Letterboxd

quoted for accuracy!

No, that's not accurate.

again. quoted for accuracy..

j/k SC

noooooooooooo gesh I guess I will look for one later!!

I've been gaining weight intentionally this year, I need to play a fat cop for a short film I'm making. I'm up 90lbs now.

Eat a bunch of rice before bed, rice has a lot of carb calories.
And if you're full.. keep eating. You need to be full all day long.

God I cannot wait until after summer so I can lose this weight!! Usually I am borderline eating disorder and skinny obsessed but oh, the things I will do for my films. I've grown a thick, funny looking cop mustache too

I found a workout routine for you, Swan:

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well its that time again

This is Miss Vickys weakest Alt, i always preffered Dorothy Michaels, Psychic Isaac and Not Jaydee, but this was pretty funny.

It appears Loner banned our loveable, harmless fitness and diet guru, Sweaty Exercist. All posts and the new diet and exercise thread were completely removed.

So obviously this is no longer a place where we can have that kind of fun anymore. At least, they won't let me have it anymore.

You gotta watch out for the conversation police.

It disgusts me. Database Errol getting banned was understandable because of the type of thread "he" made. Sweaty Exercist just wanted to help people lose weight. I don't care if it's because I already had other names/characters. It was for fun.

Yeah but you know, the rules are there for our benefit. You just can't go around having fun in ways that jeopardise the safety of the other members like that. I mean come on, if we allow you to do that this whole place will decay into a cesspool of anarchy. We gotta cling to our regulations like they're plutonium or heaven knows the fabric of the forum will deteriorate into... well... have you seen what happened to Shinraonline? Used to be a troll's paradise, now it's dead.

Well, I've been a member here for 13 years next month. This place has not become an unsafe cesspool of anarchy because of little old me.

Oh no, don't start thinking for yourself now. That's another trap!

Logic = bad
blind obedience = good

Obviously I need to stop hanging around here.

They want that, anyway. They can have it.

I know how much it sucks when someone kills your fun for no good reason.