A MoFo RPG

300 EXP
A Bag Of Holding that only has pretzels in it
A tattered shoebox containing 4 frogs and a rat


To anyone who has seen all 12 Star Trek movies

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Make it so! I'll take all that Star Trek swag.

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"You, me, everyone...we are all made of star stuff." - Neil Degrasse Tyson

https://shawnsmovienight.blogspot.com/

I always thought a text based RPG here would be kinda fun, kinda like Zork or even D&D where we could incorporate different themes from movies in the enviroment. Just need one person to be the 'Master' and lay down some rules and regs.

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"A flying saucer? You mean the kind from up there?"
"Yeah, either that or its counterpart"

Their assumption was that Jerry was already dead when I arrived, and I just nodded my head. What else could I tell them? "He had to do it, Officer, or else he would’ve turned into a worm-monster and been very unhappy."

DnD style would be a lot of work though. But maybe something similar minus the heavy rules and seriousness.

Stats

-EXP: 467

-Treasure: a box set of Die Hard movies that's missing Die Hard 5, special sunglasses, Lots of Explosions, A Bag Of Holding that only has pretzels in it, A tattered shoebox containing 4 frogs and a rat

-Description: Talking ape with a love of firearms (and pretzels)

Alrighty. New offers!

200 EXP and a nun suit painted on some old boxes to someone who's seen 200 Motels...

OR

a sword of +10 head chopping to anyone who's seen ALL of the Highlander films.

I'll take those Highlander films






100 EXP
A Green Cape which makes the wearer’s clothes invisible
A Feather for a Robin Hood Cap (no Robin Hood Cap to go with it though)


To anyone who has seen The Dark Crystal

I've seen Dark Crystal. I'll take that.

Oh wait a minute - I HAVEN'T seen Dark Crystal. I was thinking of Labyrinth for some reason.

That's still on the table, then.

I'll offer 1,000 EXP and eternal life if you've seen The Hunger.

I HAVE seen the Dark Crystal. I'll take that thank you!

I've seen The Hunger. Eternal life is mine!!!!

100 EXP and a chopper motorcycle to anyone who's see Death Race 2000.

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

I'll take it!

Stats

EXP: 416

Treasure: A 1-year supply of virtual cookies, a purple lightsaber, boots of roundhouse kicks (+3 damage, +25% critical hit, +25 hit points), a children's backpack with the word anus on it , a chopper motorcycle and a box of unknown things.

Description: I am a crazy man who survives on eating his 1-year supply of virtual cookies. I am wearing old, ragged clothing; full of holes apart from a brand new pair of Boots of Roundhouse Kicks. I am wielding a purple lightsaber. I have a children's backpack on my back with the word anus on it and a box of unknown things inside it. I travel in style on my fantastic chopper motorcycle, using it to cut down members of the RPG whenever I see them in my line of path!

69 EXP and a lifetime supply of condoms for anyone who's seen Boogie Nights.

Johnnies be mine and, don't forget, I live forever.

EXP: 1069

Treasure:
Eternal life and a lifetime's supply of condoms.

Description:
A faceless man who wishes to not be seen.

500 Exp and a voucher for a coach trip to Vienna to anyone who's seen The Third Man.

Hilarious description Rhys.

I have seen Death Race 2000. So I'll take that 100 EXP and Chopper motorcycle.

I offer: Imortality in the form of lycanthropy for whoever has seen a Ginger Snaps movie.

I'll take it. :3 The first one was a fun movie.

Stats
EXP: 0
Treasure: Immortality in the form of lycanthropy
Description: An armored space cowboy donning a Boba Fett helmet while carrying a M41A pulse rifle.

I'll offer a potion of revival that raises you from the dead after three days... if you've seen "Jesus" from 1979.

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“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so ****ing what." - Stephen Fry, The Guardian, 5 June 2005

I already took that.

Seen it

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Fear and Loathing in MoFo... The Gunslinger 45's Top 50 Favorite Films

In the 10 Ring: Gunslinger45's reviews

The Gunslinger

Stats
EXP: 1537

Arms:
Sonic Screwdriver
Invisible Shield

Treasure:
Can of Perrier Air
Glowing Sun Man
Bucket of radioactive fried chicken
Bauble Grenade
Voucher for a coach trip to Vienna

Description: A young man armed with Invisible shield, sonic screwdriver and Harley Davidson Studded Leather pants. But no shirt so my sweaty chest glistens like Manowar cover art.