Speaking of reality shows:
50. Survivor (2000- )
I don't watch "Survivor" because I don't care for that type of reality show. (I only like the reality shows that are talent shows.)
But Richard Hatch from "Survivor" was a guest star on an episode of "Becker", and it has one of my favorite TV quotes. They talked about his time on "Survivor". I can't find a link to the video, but here's the transcript from IMDB's quotes page for "Becker":
[Becker's patient is Richard Hatch, winner of "Survivor: Borneo"]
Dr. John Becker: [checking his clipboard] Okay, uh, Mr. Hatch. I'm Dr. Becker.
[he and Richard shake hands]
Richard Hatch: Hey, Doc. Want me to take my clothes off? 'Cause that's no problem.
Dr. John Becker: Uh, why don't we just talk first.
Richard Hatch: Okay.
Dr. John Becker: [checking his clipboard] All right. It says you're here for... stomach distress. Any, uh, recent changes in your diet?
Richard Hatch: No, but, uh, several months ago, I was out of the country.
Dr. John Becker: Oh, yeah, I've seen that before. Mexico?
Richard Hatch: No, I was on this island. My diet was very exotic. I pretty much existed on stingray, dog food, beetle larvae...
Dr. John Becker: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. What the hell's wrong with you?
Richard Hatch: Hey, some of the *other* people there ate rats.
Dr. John Becker: Rats? Well, why in the world would anyone do that?
Richard Hatch: It was for "Survivor."
Dr. John Becker: "Survivor?"
Richard Hatch: You know, the contest? The show? It was on television.
Dr. John Becker: Television? Oh, my God! You know, what is this world coming to? People are eating bugs and rats on a stupid television show? I swear to God! You know, TV has become nothing more than the... the Petri dish where this country grows its idiots! Don't they have better things to do than to debase themselves coast to coast?
Richard Hatch: Well, I won.
Dr. John Becker: Oh, yeah, won. Yeah, please. I mean, what could you possibly have won that would make up for your loss of self-respect?
Richard Hatch: A million dollars?
Dr. John Becker: Now, h-h-how could I get involved with something like that? Is that something that any... just anybody...
[the scene fades out]
49. Everybody Loves Raymond (1996 - 2005)
A sitcom centered around an Italian-American family. The main focus of the show is sports-writer Ray and his wife and their dealings with his overbearing mother and the sibling rivalry with his brother.
I love "Everybody Loves Raymond", but it didn't make my list. I'm glad to see that it made it on the list without my help.
It's a show that my whole family loves because we can relate to it. Besides the fact that they live on Long Island, and we live on Long Island, they're Italian, and we're Jewish, and the two are very similar.
Do you know the difference between an Italian grandmother and a Jewish grandmother?
WARNING: "ANSWER:" spoilers below
The Italian grandmother says "Eat or I'll kill you". The Jewish grandmother says "Eat or I'll kill myself".
The Italian grandmother says "
Eat or I'll kill you". The Jewish grandmother says "
Eat or I'll kill myself".