All she did was eat stuff she wasn't meant to, including an original, extremely rare still-in-its-box Superman: The Movie action figure of Christopher Reeve, which would be worth a fortune today, and would just pee everywhere.
Well that was your fault for not protecting superman.
My dog ate my hard cover Oxford dictionary I had owned since school. Biatch, but my fault.
Spaulding would have got my vote purely because of his name, but Mistress V wouldn't let me vote *loud crying face*
That should totally be what we call her in official terms: MoFo President Mistress V!
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Why not just kill them? I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris - bam, bam, bam, bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan?