[quote=John McClane]woah, woah, you can’t just go around asking people to set their straw men on fire![/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]It’s either that or their “lighting” and “makeup” crews are the front runners for the Emmy in their category.[/font][/quote]
i think this is more likely. they did a great job capturing the time frame. even ugly people were attractive back then[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]nothing to see here, folks.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]it’s amazing what money can buy. you can get a whole new skin![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]what i am saying is they both derive their sense of humor from cliches. they just differ in their subject matter.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]it's a show for people who aren't depressed but think they're depressed. vicarious entertainment[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]like how family guy is just a carbon copy of every famous cliche. bojack does the same but with a horse face.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]yeah, it's pretty bad. only reason it has a following is because the horse face.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]i was thinking bout making a funny video to try and sell the Mazda3. 

"hey boomers, you sick of your millennial child always asking for a ride or to borrow your car? buy em this and you'll never hear from them again"

"the brakes do work, but i need a good 800ft to stop at 25mph"

"don't brake too hard on the interstate. unless you wanna see the other side of the concrete barrier."

"you hear that slapping timing chain? that's how you know it's working. eat your heart out General Motors"[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]do yourself a favor and just watch Futurama[/quote]