[quote=Holden Pike]Oh I'm picking out a thermos for you
Not an ordinary thermos for you
But the extra-best thermos you can buy
with vinal and stripes and a cup built right in

I'm picking out a thermos for you
and maybe a barometer too
And what else can I buy so on me you'll rely?
A rear-end thermometer too[/quote]

[quote=bigvalbowski]I'm lost?!?[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]Lifesaver, that's what I'm gonna call you!!  Hey mister, don't call that dog lifesaver, call him s***head.  [/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"One dollar, and NINE CENTS!"[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]Damn these glasses...Yes sir...I damn thee[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"Can you believe this? First they don't have the little bamboo umbrellas for the wine, and now snails on the food!"[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]LOL. I don't need anything....I don't need anything except this ashtray...and that's all I need...I don't need anything but this ashtray and this paddle game....and that's all I need....Oh...I need this!![/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]They don't call him Iron Balls McGinty for nuthin[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]"I'm picking out a thermos for you...no ordinary thermos will do....."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"He hates these cans! Stay away from these cans!"[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]I LOVE that movie! Steve Martin: "I was born a poor black child..."[/quote]