[quote=John McClane][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Ahhh…college. Never felt the urge to go to Atlanta that bad in my life.[/font][/quote]
it’s honestly a miracle my liver isn’t shot. all those sheets of Benadryl, handful of Robitussin bottles, and so much liquor/ice beer[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]BAY-beee-ROOOOOTH! roooOOOOOTH!
*swivels ear*[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]In today’s edition of “Back of the VHS”…

[i]”…and a milquetoast of a monster with swivel piglet ears and a face only Dr. Frankenstein could love.”[/i][/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]you ever robo trip down a hall
doing the slo-mo crawl
wondering when and where you'll fall[/quote]

[font=century gothic]Ahhh…college. Never felt the urge to go to Atlanta that bad in my life.[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]i’m lost in the world, stumbling
i got a rumbling stomach churning 
i’m hallucinating demons in dim light
the shadows ain’t one to lose
the echos whisper their clues
but i ain’t one to listen to those fools[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]you ever robo trip down a hall
doing the slo-mo crawl
wondering when and where you'll fall[/quote]

[quote=Death Proof]cous cous[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]i ain't a running back
but coach says what a stunning play
you run like Naruto
what a cliche
a pseudo judo master must've taught you his ways[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]I hab a peh.
I hab a a'boolr.
uh... ahh...
a'boolr peh!!![/quote]

[quote=John McClane][img]https://kaiju.wdfiles.com/local--files/wiki:bad_apple_tree/bad_apple_tree_1939_01.jpg[/img]

Keep your balls outta my apples![/quote]