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Forum: General Movie Discussion 11-24-03
Replies: 117
Most Intense Scene in a Movie
Posted By Private Joker
the proffesional, last scene. Saving Private...

the proffesional, last scene.
Saving Private Ryan, opening normandy scene.
:D :furious: :idea: :o
Replies: 5,689
Quote of the Day
Posted By Private Joker
HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSEN. HIS NAME IS ROBERT...

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSEN. HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSEN. HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSEN. HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSEN. HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSEN. HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSEN. HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSEN. HIS...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 09-21-03
Replies: 332
Best Sex Scene
Posted By Private Joker
funny

funny
Replies: 30,440
The person above me thread
Posted By Private Joker
to the person above me: HOLY CRAP and no.

to the person above me: HOLY CRAP and no.
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 09-20-03
Replies: 8
hey hey its ure friendly neighborhood joker
Posted By Private Joker
Gracias. Well i think i've been actually making...

Gracias. Well i think i've been actually making films for about 3 years now, there arent many actors in ohio or crew members for that matter or money, so i usually stick to short movies or funny...
Forum: Actors, Awards, & Directors 09-20-03
Replies: 20
Any filmmakers out there?
Posted By Private Joker
u bet. Mostly low budget stuff too, cant make...

u bet. Mostly low budget stuff too, cant make much of an impact with the restricitons we have on time and money so i usually stick to short comedic films.
Forum: Games and Tabs 09-20-03
Replies: 1,376
The Joke Thread
Posted By Private Joker
whats the difference between a baby and a...

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

one you smash with a sledgehammer, ones a watermelon.

i'll just let that one sink in.......
Forum: General Movie Discussion 09-20-03
Replies: 354
Favorite Romance Movies...i.e."chick flicks"
Posted By Private Joker
if it qualifies as one, legally blonde. i hate...

if it qualifies as one, legally blonde. i hate myself.....
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 09-19-03
Replies: 8
hey hey its ure friendly neighborhood joker
Posted By Private Joker
gracias for the welcome. This forum will be a...

gracias for the welcome. This forum will be a party.
Forum: Movie Reviews 09-19-03
Replies: 18
Poll: Best Terminator?
Posted By Private Joker
Ezikiel - and I'm kind of glad Eddie Furlong...

Ezikiel - and I'm kind of glad Eddie Furlong didn't come back for T3, sure he was good in T2, but everything he did after that sucked, example Detriot rock city.

hey hey, edward furlong did...
Forum: Games and Tabs 09-19-03
Replies: 76,667
Word Association
Posted By Private Joker
cheese sandwich (i dont care if its two words and...

cheese sandwich (i dont care if its two words and i dont care that with this rant that i've exceeded 21 words)
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 09-19-03
Replies: 8
hey hey its ure friendly neighborhood joker
Posted By Private Joker
hey hey its ure friendly neighborhood joker

thought i'd formally introduce myself to the website. I'm a film maker and the film industry is an industry you cant enter really without some good connections and more importantly a vast knowledge...
Forum: Actors, Awards, & Directors 09-19-03
Replies: 18
Harmony Korine (?)
Posted By Private Joker
well i haven't seen any of harmony's movies but i...

well i haven't seen any of harmony's movies but i owe drexal a post so yea. uhhhhh i totally agree with kong.....?...... maybe?
Forum: Actors, Awards, & Directors 09-19-03
Replies: 31
And the new Batman is....
Posted By Private Joker
I'd like to see a woody allen batman, just for...

I'd like to see a woody allen batman, just for ****s and giggles.

Robbin? what are you doing? you look like your in the-in the gay mafia in that outfit or something. This is so-so i just, so...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 09-19-03
Replies: 44
Best Murder Mystery
Posted By Private Joker
i cant think of any really good mystery murders...

i cant think of any really good mystery murders because i usually dont classify any movies i see into that category but i'd go with primal fear. That movie is a proclomation of edward nortons genius...
Forum: Actors, Awards, & Directors 09-18-03
Replies: 11
R.I.P. - Johnny Cash Dies at 71
Posted By Private Joker
i dont know if this means anything to anyone but...

i dont know if this means anything to anyone but i was recently at an eve 6 concert (my girlfriend took me ok?) and though i dont like them too much they played ring of fire as tribute to the man in...
Forum: Actors, Awards, & Directors 09-18-03
Replies: 30
Billy Zane!!!!
Posted By Private Joker
oh yeah, and go see THE PHANTOM if you feel like...

oh yeah, and go see THE PHANTOM if you feel like developing an envy for blind people. That movie deserves to be placed somewhere where no one will ever, ever find it and then we'll shoot the person...
Forum: Actors, Awards, & Directors 09-18-03
Replies: 26
Connections?
Posted By Private Joker
well my best friend's uncle is best friends with...

well my best friend's uncle is best friends with jim jarmusch and my other good friend, from the NYFA film camp, has an aunt who edited all of his movies. I met and hung out with Ted Tally, screen...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 09-18-03
Replies: 332
Best Sex Scene
Posted By Private Joker
a clockwork orange! dammit! i shoulda picked that...

a clockwork orange! dammit! i shoulda picked that one. But that sex scene in enemy at the gates i did not agree with. It was so unnecesary, yes it was interesting that they had to do it sandwiched...
Forum: Movie Reviews 09-18-03
Replies: 18
Poll: Best Terminator?
Posted By Private Joker
damn u veterans and ure great counter point...

damn u veterans and ure great counter point abilities. i dont like T3, u do, end of discussion.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 09-18-03
Replies: 332
Best Sex Scene
Posted By Private Joker
interesting, and i meant old clint eastwood as...

interesting, and i meant old clint eastwood as in, at that time, he was crossing the border between old and old fart. I'm a big sidney lumet fan and i havent seen that one yet, ill check it out.
Forum: Movie Reviews 09-18-03
Replies: 18
Poll: Best Terminator?
Posted By Private Joker
i dont think it was worthy to be a terminator...

i dont think it was worthy to be a terminator movie. I think arnold wanted money and some last minute fame before announcing his choice to run for governor. it was the stereotypical action movie. ...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 09-18-03
Replies: 332
Best Sex Scene
Posted By Private Joker
well not everyone can be a spelling bee champion....

well not everyone can be a spelling bee champion. some nice choices though and now that i think of it i want to change mine but i forget what movie its from. Its clint eastwood (old clint eastwood)...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 09-18-03
Replies: 332
Best Sex Scene
Posted By Private Joker
Best Sex Scene

hot shots part dueax. DEFINATELY. did i spell dueax right?
Forum: Movie Reviews 09-18-03
Replies: 16
A Mighty Wind - Short Review by Kong
Posted By Private Joker
i've always been a huge christopher guest fan. I...

i've always been a huge christopher guest fan. I followed him from spinal tap, to waiting for guffman and best in show. I had high expectations for a mighty wind and when i left the theater i was...