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The person above me thread
Posted By Undine
And a lovely poem it is. Thank you. Here's...

And a lovely poem it is. Thank you.

Here's one for you:

Bitten

You have marked me, left me
drawn, sanguine and spent
on this burnt bed.
In my immolation, I felt
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The person above me thread
Posted By Undine
Why, thank you for your most illuminating answer,...

Why, thank you for your most illuminating answer, person above me. 'Tis clear as sludge, now. With such courtesy you have graced me I shall never fear to ask you questions again.

And I happen to...
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The person above me thread
Posted By Undine
*says hello to the person above me with the cool...

*says hello to the person above me with the cool av, and asks about the little green and grey dots*

What are they?
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Poll: Is Yoda a Fascist?
Posted By Undine
Hee, I remember that one too.

Hee, I remember that one too.
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This place is pcrz-less. I WON'T stand for this!
Posted By Undine
And a good morning to you. How come I haven't...

And a good morning to you. How come I haven't seen you around? Not necessarily these parts, but others?

What's happening with you?
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Poll: Is Yoda a Fascist?
Posted By Undine
"Its" not "it's" (<-- means "it is"). :) ...

"Its" not "it's" (<-- means "it is"). :)


Its function is hooking up words, phrases and clauses. "And", "but" and "or" can get you pretty far.
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This place is pcrz-less. I WON'T stand for this!
Posted By Undine
How about "none of the above"? Hi, hon.

How about "none of the above"? Hi, hon.
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What Ticks You Off?
Posted By Undine
People who stroll on the sidewalks and take up...

People who stroll on the sidewalks and take up all the room when I just want to get past them.

Grrrr...
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Sometimes when alone I look at myself in the mirror, naked, for hours on end.
Posted By Undine
Did you know you are "sitting on the fence of...

Did you know you are "sitting on the fence of credibility" RIGHT NOW?

Yes, this is all very exciting. It's fun talking to you guys, but I think I have a PM from LordMetalKill that needs answering....
Replies: 17
This Forum Doesn't Have Enough Tori Amos Threads
Posted By Undine
Well, I hope your face is okay still. Did it help...

Well, I hope your face is okay still. Did it help with your acne?
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This Forum Doesn't Have Enough Tori Amos Threads
Posted By Undine
Does it burn when sprayed directly on the face...

Does it burn when sprayed directly on the face and/or genitals?
Replies: 6
Happy 14 Posts, VeryBigBuns!!!
Posted By Undine
Oh, stop, you're making me blush! Golly!

Oh, stop, you're making me blush!

Golly!
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Happy 14 Posts, VeryBigBuns!!!
Posted By Undine
That's so thoughtful of you, Nim. Way to go,...

That's so thoughtful of you, Nim.

Way to go, VBB! Smoochies and happy faces!



I would have actually used smiley faces but these coloured ones make me nervous.
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This Forum Doesn't Have Enough Tori Amos Threads
Posted By Undine
I used to own a Tori album, "Under the Pink". ...

I used to own a Tori album, "Under the Pink".

I still have burning questions about Febreeze.
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This Forum Doesn't Have Enough Tori Amos Threads
Posted By Undine
What does Febreeze smell like? Isn't it supposed...

What does Febreeze smell like? Isn't it supposed to negate odours? So, then, it should have no scent?

*head explodes*
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The Thread In Which I Introduce Myself Using Made-Up Italian
Posted By Undine
Obviously not. I'm not turning my back on...

Obviously not.

I'm not turning my back on you...
Replies: 35
We need shotguns for a job like this
Posted By Undine
That's a mighty strong tool you have there, Andy....

That's a mighty strong tool you have there, Andy. :o
Replies: 40
I am drunk and just had sex with the 7th fleet....ask me anything thread
Posted By Undine
Well, first you take an angle, see? Then you make...

Well, first you take an angle, see? Then you make it larger than 90 degrees.




Ba-dum-dum!
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Poll: How much do you love me?
Posted By Undine
Thank you, nebbit. Nice to meet you.

Thank you, nebbit. Nice to meet you.
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Poll: How much do you love me?
Posted By Undine
I knew this would be someone I know. :D Lovely...

I knew this would be someone I know. :D Lovely avatar.
Replies: 35
We need shotguns for a job like this
Posted By Undine
Six minutes...not bad.

Six minutes...not bad.