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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
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For all the people that didn't like the ending of Arrival.

Arrival 2: Arrive Harder.
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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I did a review on this for my YouTube channel and destroyed it. Screen Gems cranks out these movies every year and theyre all the laziest excuse for moviemaking.[/QUOTE]

You're right, they might...
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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You're right, and wouldn't you know it, it's made 15 million and it also really sucks.
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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And Will Smith was actually uncharismatic and trying to shoe horn his son in the entire time.
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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And then, it will turn out that the humans were the aliens the entire time.
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
Would the Men in Black trade in their space...

Would the Men in Black trade in their space weapons for water guns.
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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Schindler's List 2: The Hit List.

Oskar Schindler is now played by a real actor, Steven Segal, forget Liam Neeson and his Oscar nominated performance. Along with the 1,100 Jews he saved last time,...
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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How did this never catch on, it's like the ultimate combination of what boys love, just add the annoyance of girls at that age and it's perfect.
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
OH MY GOD DINO RIDERS, IT WASN'T STUPID IT WAS...

OH MY GOD DINO RIDERS, IT WASN'T STUPID IT WAS THE COOLEST IDEA EVER, SPACEMEN THAT CONTROL DINOSAURS AND GIVE THEM EDGE OF TOMORROW ARMOR, HOW IS THAT NOT COOL!!!!!!!!
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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A Casablanca remake starring Jai Courtney and Amanda Seyfreid, written by Stephanie Myers and directed by Gary Marshall.
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
I've never been stupid enough to go and see one...

I've never been stupid enough to go and see one before, it's definitely not gonna happen now.
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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What, a forced sequel to a beloved film that absolutely no one asked for, that's a new one.
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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That'll never work, the whale is no where near that big. (Disclaimer l, I'm not homosexual, nor do I have anything against homosexuality, I just think Liam Neeson is a bad ass motherf*cker)
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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Oh, the horror that I have thought up.

A casablanca remake, directed by Gary Marshall, he knows how to market to the LOWEST OF THE LOWEST common denominators, he knows how too pander.
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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I would pay to see that as well. It's almost like I'm part of a demographic that Hollywood loves to appeal to and... ooooohhhhhh.
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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Starring Kevin Hart, that manages to get money all the tie with no effort.
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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I gutted myself watching that first Twilight, you can read my pain in the first post of "For The First time Im Watching" thread. I will delve into YA land no mo'. So I actually was surprised I liked...
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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Wait let me think about that for a....................................................................................huh, what were we talking about ?
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
It finally dawned on me later you were talking...

It finally dawned on me later you were talking bout the Hunger Games. Sad that when I read that at first I didnt think itd draw money :facepalm:[/QUOTE]

It's not just the Hunger Games, it's...
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
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A post apocalyptic world were some really bland, attractive teens that have a some kind of clichéd sh*t romance, show that they can fight the big bad grown ups and the main villain is played by one...
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Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money
Posted By NextScorsese
Um, I would pay to see that, no joke. I want to...

Um, I would pay to see that, no joke. I want to see Jar Jar and the ewoks get their spines ripped out.