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I don't like Liam Gallagher. I sh*t bigger than...

I don't like Liam Gallagher. I sh*t bigger than Liam Gallagher

From the bipolar king of dandy post Punk Glam himself, Mr Adam Ant. ;)

contd:

(Gallagher is) too ugly to be in the charts; he’s...
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There ya go. :)

I'd be a bit wary about mentioning it around BO'D though. He's a strong lad... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXsnwOwRc2I) ;)
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"Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit....

"Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad."

Brian 'God' O'Driscoll about ex-foe Martin Johnson. Doubt if he came up with it but it's nice...
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For him, Fleet Street was a playground. Now at...

For him, Fleet Street was a playground. Now at CNN, he is in his element, having joined a branch of the entertainment industry that masquerades as a form of journalism. It suits him perfectly.
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Bit late for the Solstice but: More people...

Bit late for the Solstice but:

More people worship the rising than the setting sun - Pompey
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Ireland is NOT A PLC. (it is a wholly owned...

Ireland is NOT A PLC. (it is a wholly owned subsidiary of its past)

Ciaran O’Kelly
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"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's ...

"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body" - Charlie Sheen
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This film is disgusting. My husband needs to see...

This film is disgusting. My husband needs to see it.

So said Eileen Paisley, the good lady wife of the Reverend Ian Paisley after a screening of The Exorcist in Belfast. She used to sit on some...
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Russell Brand on Bob Geldof:

If he's been dining out on "I Don't Like Mondays" for 30 years, it's no wonder he's such an expert on famine...

Class. ;)
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Men, it has been well said, think in herds. It...

Men, it has been well said, think in herds. It will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one. - Charles Mackay
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Enough of this highbrow stuff! ;)

I never make predictions and I never will. - Paul Gascoigne
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I am not a man of faith, but my wife is. - Over-promoted English soundbite salesman (and leader of the Liberal Democrats, I suppose), Nick Clegg.
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Sir Jack Hayward was once chairman of...

Sir Jack Hayward was once chairman of Wolverhampton Wanderers football club. I used to work within spitting distance from the ground and was put in charge of sorting out his new Range Rover when his...
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"I never met a man I didn't like" - Will Rodgers,...

"I never met a man I didn't like" - Will Rodgers, 1926.

"Will Rodgers never met Ridley Scott" - A t-shirt slogan worn by some of the crew on Blade Runner, 1982.

Arf! :D
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“A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind, and...

“A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind, and refuses to change the subject.”

Winston Churchill
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"You can't eat a flag" - John Hume...

"You can't eat a flag" - John Hume (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hume)

I don't have many political heroes, but John Hume is definitely one. The only other I can think of is Eamonn McCann. ;)
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"He'll never win a Grand Prix as long as I have a hole in my arse"

Former Lotus Formula 1 boss, Peter Warr, about Nigel Mansell, who later won 31 Grand Prix...

I know nothing about the...
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“Peacemaking quests came in two kinds: scabs and...

“Peacemaking quests came in two kinds: scabs and abscesses. A scab is a sore with a protective crust, which may heal with time and simple care. In fact, if you bother it too much, you can reopen the...
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"The socialism I believe in is not really...

"The socialism I believe in is not really politics. It is a way of living. It is humanity. I believe the only way to live and to be truly successful is by collective effort, with everyone working for...
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Frankly it’s been a rather depressing week, I can’t decide which 1980s celebrities I want back less: Michael Jackson or the IRA. At least Michael Jackson’s fans want him to come back. In Northern...
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"What's all this fuss about America getting a black President? Zimbabwe has had one for years, and he's been sh*t." - From a letter in Viz.

If you don't know Viz, this is satire at its broadest. I...
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I think Ray Winstone's great. A fine actor on his day and, by the sound of this, a fine bloke too. He was asked his thoughts on (unlovable, big-headed, greasy-haired, prancing show pony) footballer...
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Top name there!

Poor old Gaylord must have had a hell of a time at school. Well, he would have if he'd gone to my school anyway. ;)

EDIT - The famous phrase "Kiss me, Hardy" is ringing in my...
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A nice little quote from Bernadette Devlin, Irish civil rights activist, on hearing that a biopic is being mooted:

“The whole concept is abhorrent to me. How dare anybody make a pretend life for...
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I've just been reminded of this by the rumour that awful tabloid football reporter (for the Daily Express, nuff said) Harry Harris is apparently leaving the paper for a job at the BBC. Lord help us,...

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