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The person above me thread
Posted By Verybigbuns
The person above me has way too much time on...

The person above me has way too much time on their hands . . . and likely needs to masturbate more often.
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I had a panic attack in the theatre
Posted By Verybigbuns
My guess is that you are suffering from...

My guess is that you are suffering from depression. Next time, masturbate for about an hour before going to the theatre. Oh, and stay away from Vanilla Coke.
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What Ticks You Off?
Posted By Verybigbuns
Ticks. Poor dogs.

Ticks. Poor dogs.
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Sometimes when alone I look at myself in the mirror, naked, for hours on end.
Posted By Verybigbuns
You've got it backwards. She asked if anyone...

You've got it backwards.

She asked if anyone here ever posts in the movie section; Nim then implied that were he to do that, he would do in the movie section, not here, since this is a...
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Sometimes when alone I look at myself in the mirror, naked, for hours on end.
Posted By Verybigbuns
Which is why, of course, you presented the 82%...

Which is why, of course, you presented the 82% number, so as to . . . confirm her non-guilt . . . no, to . . . uh . . . to prove she wasn't accusing . . . er . . . why did you post that number again?...
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Sometimes when alone I look at myself in the mirror, naked, for hours on end.
Posted By Verybigbuns
I think you meant to say, "A really lame movie...

I think you meant to say, "A really lame movie forum", but that's okay. I'll still have sex with you.
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Sometimes when alone I look at myself in the mirror, naked, for hours on end.
Posted By Verybigbuns
Raiders of the Lost Ark, Bottle Rocket, A...

Raiders of the Lost Ark, Bottle Rocket, A Clockwork Orange, A Christmas Carol (1951; B.D. Hurst), Raging Bull, Crimes and Misdemeanors, The King of Comedy, The Deer Hunter, One Flew over the Cuckoo’s...
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Talk about poop! In here!
Posted By Verybigbuns
Today's poop: Beached killer whale with eczema. ...

Today's poop: Beached killer whale with eczema.

Last night's dinner: Veggieburger, grilled red peppers, tonic water.
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Happy 14 Posts, VeryBigBuns!!!
Posted By Verybigbuns
Oh my God! That's hilarious! Ha ha! My sides are...

Oh my God! That's hilarious! Ha ha! My sides are splitting, too!
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Happy 14 Posts, VeryBigBuns!!!
Posted By Verybigbuns
It's people like you that keep me coming back...

It's people like you that keep me coming back again and again! Sometimes I wonder: have I invested too much of myself here? But then I get recognized and rewarded in ways only a very meek and witless...
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Happy 14 Posts, VeryBigBuns!!!
Posted By Verybigbuns
Thanks ever so much, Django! You know, when...

Thanks ever so much, Django!

You know, when I first came here, it was hard to "break in", being new and such. And those guys with the really high post counts - how do they do it !??! Do they live...
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Quote of the Day - Sunday, July 13, 2003
Posted By Verybigbuns
You live in a home? Fascist! Anyway, you...

You live in a home? Fascist!

Anyway, you know what I'm up to.
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Poll: Is Yoda a Fascist?
Posted By Verybigbuns
Which one, Django?

Which one, Django?
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Poll: Is Yoda a Fascist?
Posted By Verybigbuns
I think he's Django, too! NimChimpsky is Django!...

I think he's Django, too! NimChimpsky is Django! I knew it! Aaaaaah!
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Quote of the Day - Sunday, July 13, 2003
Posted By Verybigbuns
Banks will lend to domestic and foreign...

Banks will lend to domestic and foreign interests, including other governments, at any point in the domestic business cycle. It is a risk management decision.

Or are you suggesting, again, that,...
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Quote of the Day - Sunday, July 13, 2003
Posted By Verybigbuns
Who manufacturers luxury items, like yachts, for...

Who manufacturers luxury items, like yachts, for example - perhaps, other rich people? Who provides the yacht maker with the inboard motor - rich, skilled assembly line workers? When a rich person...
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Quote of the Day - Sunday, July 13, 2003
Posted By Verybigbuns
Huh? Perhaps I shouldn't interject, but banks are...

Huh? Perhaps I shouldn't interject, but banks are only required to maintain roughly 10% cash reserves at all times, recession or boom. Otherwise, it's circulating, either at home or abroad.
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We need shotguns for a job like this
Posted By Verybigbuns
That, plus the whole AIDS epidemic.

That, plus the whole AIDS epidemic.
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Talk about poop! In here!
Posted By Verybigbuns
And yours. Did what you eat yesterday reflect...

And yours. Did what you eat yesterday reflect well in your most recent poop? Was it a barn-burner or a page-turner?
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Talk about poop! In here!
Posted By Verybigbuns
Talk about poop! In here!

It was only a matter of time. Until the tandoori kicked in, that is.