Things that make you feel guilty (but you do them anyway)
I wasn't raised Catholic...not that you'd know it, considering that I have such a hardcore guilt complex. It's like I have one of those cartoon angels sitting on my shoulder, always looking up at me with perpetually teary Keane kid eyes, trying (and succeeding) to make me feel bad about something or another.
"You bought the new Lemony Snicket book at Target last night? Why didn't you just wait to check it out from the library? I don't care if it was on sale; according to Sally Struthers, you could have fed fifteen children and bought them flyswatters to boot!" "European chocolates? What do you need those for? Don't you need to lose a little weight? Shouldn't you send those chocolates or the monetary equivalent to those starving children?" Anyone got a can of Raid? I'm going to spray this feathery little f*ck right off my shoulder and into the next world. Anywho....I know I can't be the only one. Who else has this guilty complex problem, and excerises it on a daily basis? Share your stories, so I won't feel so bad. :D |
i feel guilty whenever i talk to a certain girl, it's really my fault, but she kind of said that we were bf/gf, and i don't want to break her heart, i can't do that to another person
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well, just do it anyway, otherwise its your heart gonna b breakin'
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Lookin' up porn. :eek:
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For some reason I cant stand but think that this thread was made for one certain responce ( Jerkin the Gerkin )
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Little Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die?
Museum guy: Because you touch yourself at night! |
Originally Posted by Uncle Rico
For some reason I cant stand but think that this thread was made for one certain responce ( Jerkin the Gerkin )
Hell, I don't. I wish there was a national masturbation day where one and all could proudly diddle and paddle themselves in the nearest mall for everyone to see. A day when we can proudly say, "Hell yeah! I masturbate three times a day...and I'm PROUD OF IT!" A day where the sheep don't need to hide because Uncle Rico is on the case. Yeah...THAT would be great. Oh...I feel guilty because I don't pay enough attention to my pal pickles. I think I'm going to go look at some porn and get reaquainted. |
Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
Oh...I feel guilty because I don't pay enough attention to my pal pickles. I think I'm going to go look at some porn and get reaquainted.
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Originally Posted by nebbit
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Maybe listening too and enjoying 'Savage Garden'...
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Originally Posted by Sidewinder
Maybe listening too and enjoying 'Savage Garden'...
Hmm probably being an ******* to people when I'm really stressed out. |
polishing the bishop
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Originally Posted by only2exist
well, just do it anyway, otherwise its your heart gonna b breakin'
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Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
Do you feel guilty to spank your chicken?
Hell, I don't. I wish there was a national masturbation day where one and all could proudly diddle and paddle themselves in the nearest mall for everyone to see. A day when we can proudly say, "Hell yeah! I masturbate three times a day...and I'm PROUD OF IT!" A day where the sheep don't need to hide because Uncle Rico is on the case. Yeah...THAT would be great. Oh...I feel guilty because I don't pay enough attention to my pal pickles. I think I'm going to go look at some porn and get reaquainted. |
^^^that was something i couldve gone through life without knowing
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Originally Posted by undercoverlover
^^^that was something i couldve gone through life without knowing
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Originally Posted by WalkinDead
I felt really guilty and kinda ashamed
when my mom caught me looking at a hot-dog with big onions spreading over the bun and showing its ketchup... yeah that was embassasing.. now i just make sure she isnt home when i look at hot-dogs Soz... couldn't help myself. |
Not that I would ever burn DVD's... but if I did, I might feel guilty about that ;)
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I've given up on DVDs for the time being. I'm saving my money to invest in BluRays. :yup:
I'm just renting from now on, but I'm certainly not burning them. Like somebody seems to be doing. :suspicious: ;) |
why? it was just a pic i was online... lol
im just being honest i felt very gulity after getting caught... :( i didn't look at nude babes online for a few days since that happened... i think you guys must've have misunderstood... and not thought it was a pic online... :) either way i was guilty for looking at porn.. after getting caught that day |
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