Who pees in the shower?
 

I do.

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Best. Thread. Ever.

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http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/im...geCostanza.jpg http://letterman.iscool.com/madonna/mad3.jpg
"It's all pipes!"


George Costanza.

Madonna.

Me, too.*


*but not when I'm actually taking a shower or even when it's running. I'll just tinkle in there, try to aim for the center of the drain. And certainly not my shower at home, but if I'm at, like, a nice dinner party somewhere....

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I really thought SC was going to be the creator on this thing...

I only pee in the shower if my cat is in there... He loves that...

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I pee in the shower about once a week.

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No, but this is the best thread I've seen in awhile. Kudos.

I have released urinary fury in the shower before, but I'm hesitant to do it sometimes because I don't 100% condone it. I've heard it fights athlete's foot - from Madonna on David Letterman, in fact - but then, I've never had athlete's foot before. I have had an athlete's foot, though.

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I wonder if anyone has pooped in the shower, or maybe had a poop in the toilet and didn't wipe, then hopped in the shower...or maybe I'm a 'tard.

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every damn day.

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I admit that I will occasionally pee in the shower. Sometimes I don't feel like drying off to go sit on the throne. Its weird peeing standing up.

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For my official answer, please send $10 to:

Sexy Celebrity Headquarters
Attn: Secretary of Poop (Ann Frazier)
P.O. Box 11448897630
New York, New York 77624

Answer will be returned via PM after check clears.

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I've heard such stories.

I once pooped in the ocean at Myrtle Beach when I was a wee lad about yay high.

Glad to know that I'm now the B.A. on MoFo for making this thread.

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I masturbated in a shower once or twice, a lot more often than I pee in one though.

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You know, pipes lead to other places..

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guilty. :D

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:laugh::laugh::laugh:

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I plead the 5th.:indifferent:

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This thread is gross. Of course I don't pee in the shower, that wouldn't be at all ladylike! But my son did poo in the bath the other day. That was gross.:eek:

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I tried; takes too long.

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How does one "try" to masturbate? You mean you couldnt consummate your effort with the shower? :):rotfl:.
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.sorry.:):D

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No, as in, it's too slippery.

I'd make a crued sexual reference to the "trying" joke, but I don't want to get banned at the moment.

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sometimes "when the mood strikes'

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HAHAHA

time to move on:)

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I thought George and I were the only ones....glad that's not true.

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Is there such a thing??

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Nevermind; I was always bad at trying to explain things without embarassing myself further than I already have, what with the gap of the right words to use.

Clearly, this is such a case.

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I thought that was only a guy thing.

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Well, you were wrong :D

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I do, especially when I'm tired.

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I cant believe this is actually a thread here. MoFo, I'm sorry, has sunken to a major low.

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i've done it. especially when im tired and/or drunk and too lazy to get out and dry off.

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I honestly don't care who gave me negative rep for the previous post, but I still say this thread is absolutely stupid.

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It's tongue in cheek, tho, clearly... And no, MoFo has not sunken to any sort of low...

:nope:

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Tongue in cheek or whatever....you call this a 'normal' conversation???

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I think its funny.....its something that happens and that we don't talk about because its so private. Here we're just getting out in the open. Free to be ourselves. Open to share. Just don't share if you don't feel like it. It makes the rest of us smile a little.

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Peeing in the shower is a freedom we Americans can't take for granted. Don't pretend you don't do it!!! I'm gonna go pee in the shower right now! Why? Because I can. Long live birdygyrl!

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Normality is boring and overrated...

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I'll get it back on track.

*ahem*


Often, when I pee in the shower, and look down at the cloudy yellow swarm moving slowly across the porcelain before finally swirling into the drain, I think of Cecil B. DeMille's The Ten Commandments, and the crudely rendered Holy Spirit passing over Egypt, stealing the souls of every first born, save for those whose houses have been smeared with the blood of sacrificial lamb.

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This thread is freaking hilarious. I feel like I know too much.

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I do, I dont think its a big deal

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Okay, since we are telling secrets:

One (man or woman) can take a leak in the toilet early in the morning, and then get into a warm/hot shower, therefore relaxing some muscles and such. When this happens the bladder tries to get rid of that extra stuff that normally would stay put. Does one (man or woman) get out of the shower butt naked and wet to the bone to squirt out this little bit of urine? Uh..........no, most do not because their wet arse would soak the seat, therefore we all PEE IN THE SHOWER. Just please remember to wash it all away, that ring around the drain needs to be healthy.:)

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this is a huge thing for me, i don't be in the shower!! but every girlfriend i have had does!!? And my friends do to!!! WTF is wrong with people...but i heard it prevents athletes foot...:sick:

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Pee? Hell, I s**t in that summabitch.

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I think that the question should actually be... who does NOT pee in the shower?

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**** in the bath FTW

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I pee in peoples mouths

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yeah i dont pee...

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Don't be a friggin idiot :rolleyes:

You either.

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I pee in the bath.
And yes I am telling the truth. Getting in and out of the bath is quite dangerous, moreso then bathing in a little weewee.

The bath water dilutes the urine pretty quickly anyway.
And has anyone heard that the toilet tends to actually be cleaner then your average kitchen counter?

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What about jelly fish stings? Should one wizz on them?

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Anyone hear of a toilet? This is a sick thread.

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:laugh: You're such a *motions a square*

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Who pees in the shower?
I don't normally take showers.
I'm a bath type.
I don't pee.
I'm more of a bubble machine.
I guess anything goes, as long as it isn't electrical.
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

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jrs, I'm seriously worried about you. Have you enjoyed a single day of your life? You need to get out there and live. Why don't you set aside a night for yourself and just start urinating in all the places you find "taboo". I think you'll find it simultaneously exhilarating and relieving. Just pee all over the place. Pee on the side of the nearest barn. Pee on a small woodland creature. Pee everywhere. It would be really good for you.

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LOL, you just want Jrs to get arrested but I do get your jest.

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Oh grow up.:rolleyes:

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Don't be embarrassed JRS, this monkey is embarrassed too.
http://britmusicscene.com/wp-content...chimpanzee.jpg

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When my uncle's catheter bag busted he had to take a shower.

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Whats worse: peeing in the shower or taking a pee shower? Just wondering since the subject is here.
:rolleyes: :p

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They are both gross

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I pee in the shower. I love that peanuty stench that urine has when its warm and delicious.

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I don't want to confess anything here, but if you pee in the shower when you take a shower, and wash it all down to the water cleansing facility, it doesn't seem to me to be any more gross than pissing in a toilet and flushing. No biggie though, at least to me. :cool:

I don't tend to judge people based on where they piss though. I just hope they don't get caught if it's questionable.

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I'm laughing so hard right now I can barely type this out... Those last 2 posts are just frigging priceless.

:rotfl:

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I'm gonna throw up. :sick:

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Keep it clean!

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I DO pee in the shower. I also pee in the yard because i don't have to aim. It's liberating.

JRS, man, in the old days you'd a died of pee retention.

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I mean, my Idol, Richard Pryor, needed water running to piss, so if it's OK with him, I won't frown on any other person taking advantage of it.

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On the lighter side of urination:

When in the desert during my military jaunt we took hallow tent poles and duct tapped a water bottle with the bottm cut off onto the pole to make pretty nice urinals, worked great and no contaminationon of the surface. Too bad some others did not have tents poles for their canvas, but hey we peed like Kings.

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No I don't pee in the shower. I try to pee before I get into the shower in the toilet. I don't see nothing wrong with doing it though, especially if you are a guy and can control your penis to wher the pee flows. As for me, I am afraid it will go all over my legs and ankles and I don't feel like squatting in the shower with the water running all over my head.

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LOL! Adorable. :D

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You're really weird. How is it that you find her statement about peeing on her ankles "adorable" after calling everything else in this thread disgusting? And for someone who thinks peeing in the shower is gross, you sure spend an awful lot of time in the "Who Pees in the Shower?" thread.

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It's all in how it's said. The main point of this thread is a little outlandish and gross. No, I'm not weird.

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I recently started to actively look for a showers to pee in.

Is the grammar in that sentence horrible? I need to take a nap. I'm no grammar-nazi, but it just seems strange. Like it's got no rhythm. It's gotta have rhythm!

EDIT:
Look for A showerS? What?

Nap time.

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geez man, just remind me not to invite any of u peeps for stay overs :sick:

:p

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I think I can come up with much more fun things to do in the shower than to pee in it. :)

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I actually pee in the shower. Why should i wait for being clean to go to the loo? It gets washed of in seconds.
Expert in aiming at the sink:p and that for a lady:D

@Crazyblonde: me too, but than i dont pee;)

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I dont pee in the shower, but I do wash in the toilet....

This is what we have been reduced to? We have consumed every other topic in the world and we are now making threads on urine related topics....well theres only one thing to say to that!

So Cool

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Ahhhh peeing in the shower. If ya gotta go , ya gotta go. :) Sometimes when I head into the shower I don't have to pee, but it is something about that running of the water that makes me have to go, so instead of getting out and having to towel off and be all cold I just let it flow. It washes off anyway.

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yes, yes, make it santa monica beach and I'm your man.

:cool:

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Every once in a while I let loose in the shower. A lot of times when the water is running it makes me have to go so I go. I gets washed off right away anyway.

Also as Crazyblonde & VeronicaJ said there are much more appealing things to do in the shower than pee though. :)