Here's my actual dating profile:
(No, not really)

I have a Ph.D. in film studies from Marguerite Duras University, where I wrote my dissertation on the influence of Soviet montage on postmodern cinema.

She does!

Still hot!

True confession: I've got a Marie's Greatest Hits CD that I bought at a discount record store!
And I do have to say, based on that CD, she's a far better singer than I ever gave her credit for.

I can dig that! Does it have Paper Roses? I think that was a big hit for her.

Of course!
It's got a couple duets with famous country singers too.

Sadly, the CD is in storage... and I remember something weird about it, like it had no cover. I think it might have been a homemade copy or something (with a printed list of the songs where the cover would be). Or maybe the cover just got lost - I'd need to look at the CD to tell. Guess that's why it was sold at a discount. I bought it at the Princeton Record Exchange (kind of a famous record store in NJ).

Is this the CD:

I don’t need a date.

Into rodent love,

:D